Mercedes Schlapp Stands with Kelly Sadler, the Teller

of a Bad Joke That Should Not Have Been Leaked

by White House Staffers Who Tell the Truth to the

Fake News Media

Oliver North Sez:  "High-school students who oppose the

NRA are civil terrorists."

John Kelly Says Undocumented Immigrants 'Don't Have

 the Skills to Turn White When They Cross the Border'

Warm Scuzzies #804

Kelly Sadler

Was Nancy impersonating Marilyn Monroe, 

or vice versa?

The Trump Whisperer

Fearguth will be leaving shortly for Alpine, Texas,

where he will be present for his granddaughter's

graduation from Sul Ross State University with

a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Music Education.

Afterwards, he will be spending a few more

days in the Big Bend Country with family and

friends.

George Will Promotes Mike Pence Ahead of

Donald Trump as 'The Worst Person in

Government'

Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the shoe-throwing Iraqi, would 

have had fun with the dessert Benjamin Netanyahu

 served to the Prime Minister of Japan.

The Coitus Interruptus Theory of

Constitutional Interpretation

Bari Weiss, a Voice Crying Out of the Intellectual Dark

 Web Wilderness on the New York Times Op-Ed Page

Trump Just Wanted to Wet His Beak a Little

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #116

Mike DeWine

Texas Poised to Set New World Record for 

Human Cannonballs

Foxy Lady Makes Makes Viewers Get Up and Scream, 

"We're Outta Here!"

Vas Narasimhan, CEO of Novartis, Sez: "I had no involvement

 whatsoever in the $400,000 payment to Essential Consultants. 

That decision was made by my dumb-dumb predecessor, 

Joe Jimenez."

Novartis Paid $1.2 Million to Essential Consultants,

Michael Cohen's Company; "Mistakes Were Made,"

the Big Pharma Company Says

Rick Painter got the worst of it when he attacked

a female Muslim delivery driver in Atlanta.

Adventures in Aestheticism #25

Warm Scuzzies #803

Larry Moneta

AT&T Confirms $200,000 Payment to Essential Consultants, 

Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen's Company

Adventures in Aestheticism #24

Torture Is the Health of the State

Don Blankenship Reduced to Coal Ash by West Virginia

Voters

Viktor Vekselberg Is Bullish on Essential Consultants

Nancy Re-Enacting 'Rear Window'

Dana Loesch Sez: "Thrilled about the Oliver North news. 

A total warrior for freedom."

Senator Hatch Says His Decision Not to Attend His Own 

Funeral 'Ridiculous'; "I Shouldn't Have Said That," 

He Adds

Trump Calls on Congress to Cut $7.5 Billion from the 

Children’s Health Insurance Program

Sadomasochism Forever!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #730

Kenneth Matlack

As Jesus said, "On National Prayer Day, put up your 

dukes and get ready to cold-cock your political enemies."

Hugh Hewitt-Pruitt, MSNBC Contributor to the

EPA Administrator

Sources Say Trump Thinking about Benching Giuliani

George Zimmerman Arraigned on Stalking Charge

How fitting it is that Ollie North, a principal conspirator

in the Reagan Administration scheme to sell arms to Iran

in order to fund the Contras in Nicaragua, is now the 

president of the NRA.

Adventures in Aestheticism #23

Don Blankenship Sez:  "I'm Trumpier than Trump!"

Kellyanne Conway Challenges Rudy Giuliani and Sarah

 Huckabee Sanders to 24-Hour, No-Holds-Barred Lie-Off

Adventures in Aestheticism #22

New Automotive Design Allows Trump to Throw Twice

 as Many Under the Bus

Trump's Legal Team in Action

Nancy's use of Propecia is contraindicated.

"Sorry, mate, but the only bloody flavor the Albatross 

comes in is Giuliani."

Sign of the Times #77

It was a beautiful day for a drive, until you were reminded

of the main reason you don't subscribe to the

New York Times.

Adventures in Aestheticism #21

Devin Nunes Sez:  “The only thing left to do is we have to

 move quickly to hold the Attorney General of the United

 States in contempt." [Doncha just love the way all these

GOPers are so out for blood that they're going after each

other's jugular.]

It looks like Alfred E. Neuman has been superseded.

Prelapsarian Conservatives a Moment Before They Ate 

the Forbidden Fruit from the Trumpnik Tree

Britt McHenry Sez: “I was demoted by ESPN because I 

was white and made too much.” [Actually, she was laid

 off after waking up one morning as a mouthy 

Trumpnik.]