Saturday, May 12, 2018

Mercedes Schlapp Stands with Kelly Sadler, the Teller
of a Bad Joke That Should Not Have Been Leaked
by White House Staffers Who Tell the Truth to the
Fake News Media
Oliver North Sez:  "High-school students who oppose the
NRA are civil terrorists."

Friday, May 11, 2018

John Kelly Says Undocumented Immigrants 'Don't Have
 the Skills to Turn White When They Cross the Border'
Warm Scuzzies #804
Kelly Sadler
Was Nancy impersonating Marilyn Monroe, 
or vice versa?

Thursday, May 10, 2018

The Trump Whisperer
Fearguth will be leaving shortly for Alpine, Texas,
where he will be present for his granddaughter's
graduation from Sul Ross State University with
a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Music Education.
Afterwards, he will be spending a few more
days in the Big Bend Country with family and
friends.

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

George Will Promotes Mike Pence Ahead of
Donald Trump as 'The Worst Person in
Government'
Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the shoe-throwing Iraqi, would 
have had fun with the dessert Benjamin Netanyahu
 served to the Prime Minister of Japan.
The Coitus Interruptus Theory of
Constitutional Interpretation
Bari Weiss, a Voice Crying Out of the Intellectual Dark
 Web Wilderness on the New York Times Op-Ed Page
Trump Just Wanted to Wet His Beak a Little
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #116
Mike DeWine
Texas Poised to Set New World Record for 
Human Cannonballs
Foxy Lady Makes Makes Viewers Get Up and Scream, 
"We're Outta Here!"
Vas Narasimhan, CEO of Novartis, Sez: "I had no involvement
 whatsoever in the $400,000 payment to Essential Consultants. 
That decision was made by my dumb-dumb predecessor, 
Joe Jimenez."
Novartis Paid $1.2 Million to Essential Consultants,
Michael Cohen's Company; "Mistakes Were Made,"
the Big Pharma Company Says
Rick Painter got the worst of it when he attacked
a female Muslim delivery driver in Atlanta.
Adventures in Aestheticism #25
Warm Scuzzies #803
Larry Moneta
AT&T Confirms $200,000 Payment to Essential Consultants, 
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen's Company
Adventures in Aestheticism #24
Torture Is the Health of the State
Don Blankenship Reduced to Coal Ash by West Virginia
Voters
Viktor Vekselberg Is Bullish on Essential Consultants
Nancy Re-Enacting 'Rear Window'

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Dana Loesch Sez: "Thrilled about the Oliver North news. 
A total warrior for freedom."
Senator Hatch Says His Decision Not to Attend His Own 
Funeral 'Ridiculous'; "I Shouldn't Have Said That," 
He Adds
Trump Calls on Congress to Cut $7.5 Billion from the 
Children’s Health Insurance Program
Sadomasochism Forever!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #730
Kenneth Matlack
As Jesus said, "On National Prayer Day, put up your 
dukes and get ready to cold-cock your political enemies."
Hugh Hewitt-Pruitt, MSNBC Contributor to the
EPA Administrator
Sources Say Trump Thinking about Benching Giuliani
George Zimmerman Arraigned on Stalking Charge

Monday, May 07, 2018

How fitting it is that Ollie North, a principal conspirator
in the Reagan Administration scheme to sell arms to Iran
in order to fund the Contras in Nicaragua, is now the 
president of the NRA.
Adventures in Aestheticism #23
Don Blankenship Sez:  "I'm Trumpier than Trump!"
Kellyanne Conway Challenges Rudy Giuliani and Sarah
 Huckabee Sanders to 24-Hour, No-Holds-Barred Lie-Off
Adventures in Aestheticism #22
New Automotive Design Allows Trump to Throw Twice
 as Many Under the Bus
Trump's Legal Team in Action
Nancy's use of Propecia is contraindicated.

Sunday, May 06, 2018

"Sorry, mate, but the only bloody flavor the Albatross 
comes in is Giuliani."
It was a beautiful day for a drive, until you were reminded
of the main reason you don't subscribe to the
New York Times.
Adventures in Aestheticism #21
Devin Nunes Sez:  “The only thing left to do is we have to
 move quickly to hold the Attorney General of the United
 States in contempt." [Doncha just love the way all these
GOPers are so out for blood that they're going after each
other's jugular.]
It looks like Alfred E. Neuman has been superseded.
Prelapsarian Conservatives a Moment Before They Ate 
the Forbidden Fruit from the Trumpnik Tree
Britt McHenry Sez: “I was demoted by ESPN because 
was white and made too much.” [Actually, she was laid
 off after waking up one morning as a mouthy 
Trumpnik.]