World's First Shelfie
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Friday, May 23, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
"We understand, Governor Christie, that you had
Jiminy Cricket rubbed out about the time you first
didn't know about the Fort Lee lane closures. Do you
think this will have any effect on your decision to run
for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016?"
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no,
you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, I'm just a
harmless little Happy Meal, you say? But,
you ignored my huge, sharp teeth, didn't
you? I'm a cannibal, I tell you, a cannibal!
Kids don't eat me; I eat kids!"