Walt Disney has been promoting Wokeness since

1923.  Resistance is futile.

Daily Wire Co-CEO Jeremy Boreing Sez:  “Americans are

 tired of giving their money to woke corporations who hate 

them. They’re tired of giving their money to woke media 

companies who want to indoctrinate their children with 

radical race and gender theory.”

Rod Dreher Sez:  "The Biden Administration is laying the

 policy groundwork for the seizing of minor children from 

parents, for the sake of jacking those children up with 

hormones, and mutilating their bodies with surgery!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #982

Matt Rosendale

Warm Scuzzies #1,156

Travis Lewis

On Caturday, he caught up on his reading.

"Comparing Kayleigh McEnany to Jen Psaki is like 

comparing a clearance box of Franzia to a Chateau 

Margaux 1787."

Beakers Gang Joins Madison Cawthorn in Saying, 

"Human Nature Is Fallen"

Think of Mexico as Summer Camp and the border

wall doesn't look nearly so off-putting.

Patrick Dorinson Sez:  "And now, we've gotten into this 

whole, you know, woke culture. We've gotten into the whole

 gay culture. And, quite frankly, I hope they don't try and take 

Davy Crockett and make him a transgender and call him 

queen of the wild frontier."

Mick Mulvaney IS Old Pinchface.

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "Magnetic Turds are actually 

predicted in the Bible, these times that we're living in!  

And what I'm seeing is that the Bible is probably the most 

relevant document on Earth right now because it talks 

about these times we are living in! It's uncanny!"

Gerard Depardieu, Former Pootie-Poot Poodle, Sez: 

"The Russian people are not responsible for the crazy, 

unacceptable excesses of their leaders like Vladimir Putin."

Georgia GOPers Dragging Ass

It's tough being the youngest member of the

Sexual Congress.

What Is Putin Thinking?

Woke Ness Monster Spotted in Disney's Typhoon Lagoon 

Water Park

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "When Disney tries to impose a woke 

ideology on our state, we view that as a significant threat. 

This wokeness will destroy this country if we let it run 

unabated.  So in Florida we take a very big stand against

 that.”

When Fido Friday and April Fool's fell on the same 

day, he liked to impersonate Triumph the Insult

Comic Dog.

“When Ginni Thomas showed up, you knew your day

 was wrecked.”

Former MAGA Senate Candidate Lauren Half-Witzke 

Says Madison Cawthorn Is Right -- and GOP Is Loaded 

with 'Drug-Sniffing' Child Traffickers

The Look of a Winner!

How to Laugh at Ron DeSantis in an

'Age-Appropriate Manner'

Ted Cruz Sez:  “So, Biden’s been president what, 15 months? 

In that entire time, I haven’t spoken to him once.”

Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott Sex:  “Caitlyn Jenner's 

story is an inspiration to us all.  She is a trailblazer in the

LGBTQ+ community and her illustrious career spans a 

variety of fields that will be a tremendous asset for our 

audience.”  In the meantime, Fox News on-air personalities 

are blasting Disney for attempting to “sexualize our 

children” in order to push a “progressive LGBT agenda.”

Caitlyn Jenner Officially Joins Fox News of the

 Weird as Contributor

"Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown

He's a clown, that Charlie Brown."

Did birds evolve from dinosaurs?

Ask this Parakeetosaurus Rex.

Hubble Space Telescope Spots Hunter Biden's Laptop

Did you ever think you would live to see the

 day when a former President of the United

 States would claim he never even wanted 

to have sex with porn star Stormy Daniels?

Wally Sez:  "Boy, Beaver, you're goofy!"

Said to Be Trending in the 

Collectibles Marketplace

Big Bend Bear Called Out for Overpromising 

and Underdelivering

Orthodox Christianity Fractures as Religious Leaders 

Turn on Patriarch Kirill for Blessing Putin's Molotov 

Cocktail Hour

Putin Signs Decree Ordering 134,500 New Army Conscripts

 into Russo-Ukrainian Meat Grinder

Madison Cawthorn Has Capitol Hill Abuzz

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #157

Timothy Caruthers

I'm Sick and Tired of Marvel's and DC's 

Lack of Russian Superheroes

Famous Amphibian Cuts the Cant

Kyle Rittenhouse Suffering from

Biden Rejection Syndrome

Hey, kiddos, it's War Crimes in a Box!

In Russia, Z is for Zombie.

Zippy Sez:  "If you can't say something nice,

say something surrealistic."

Ideal for Invading Neighboring Countries,

Digging Dirt on Hunter Biden

Smoke a doobie, invade a country.

It's the Devil's Design.

'Woke' is the simple past tense of 'wake'.  In 2017, 'woke' was

added to the Oxford English Dictionary as an adjective, meaning

'an active awareness of systemic injustices and prejudices, 

especially those related to civil and human rights'.  In 

other words, if you're 'woke', you're not a Trumpnik.

Biden: "Russia’s use of chemical weapons would 

trigger a significant response."

Doocy:  “What does that mean?”

Biden:  “I’m not going to tell you.  Why would I tell you? 

You got to be silly.””

Doocy:  “The world wants to know.”

Biden:  “The world wants to know a lot of things.  

I’m not telling what the response would be,

         then Russia knows the response.”

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "There’s some of the people that 

are leading on the movement to try and remove addiction 

in our country and then you watch them doing, you 

know, a key bump of cocaine right in front of you; 

and it’s like this is, this is wild.”

Has the Ghost of Rose Mary Woods been haunting

the White House?

Roman Abramovich Hands Putin a Note from 

Zelensky Seeking Peace, but Putin Replied

 'Tell Him I Will Thrash Them'