Just another Dark Money-funded Protection Racket.

NeoReactionaries want to take America back to

Mosaic.

"So when was it you first began to believe you are a

Trumpologist?"

"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football

we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #658

Todd Weiler

If you press the belly button of the Ann Coulter Action 

Figure, it will not say, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"  

Sorry!

#1 on the End Times Best Seller List

"Lucifer's sexual prowess is legendary for a reason."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #36

Shreddies Flatulence-Filtering Underwear

Old Teabaggers Never Die; 

They Just Stump for Trump

Peter King, Satanists Say Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

Guess who said "Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh and a

Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch!"

Rub-a-Dub-Dub,

Three Schlubs in a Tub

As someone once said, "Men make counterfeit money and, 

in some cases, money makes counterfeit men."

Warm Scuzzies #587

Oxford, Alabama

Cruz Picking Fiorina as His Veep Is Like a Drowning 

Rat Boarding a Sinking Ship

"Were you aware, Mr. DeLay, that the judge added three

months to Hastert's prison sentence after reading your

letter of support?"

When he heard Trump say, "America first!" Charles

Lindbergh arose, ate a bowl of Quaker Oats, and

went back to bed.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #133

Hoosiers 2: the Man in the Basketball Ring

Like Ringworm, Trumpworm makes your hair fall out.

Zombie Food

"Senator, if your name is Eldon Sharpe Newton III, do

you think you're being straight with North Carolina

by calling yourself 'Buck'?"

Fascistae Sodalis

If he were an amphibian, Donald Trump would be a 

Purple Pignose Frog.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #80

Tracy Murphree

"Dennis Hastert is a good man who loves the Lord. He gets 

his integrity and values from Him. He doesn't deserve what

 he is going through."

When Porn Breaks Bad: Crystal Meth Edition

Flag Desecration #92

'Donald Trump's Donald Trump'

The Only Thing More Useless Than Senate GOPers

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick's Decision to Boycott 

Target Meant It Was Back to Walmart, and That

Made Him Sad

Cruz and Kasich Funniest Alliance 

Since Harold and Maude

The Politico Illustrated #45

'Meet the Vigilantes Who Patrol Trump’s Rallies'

When in doubt, whip it out!

Warm Scuzzies #586

Alliance Defending Freedom

Woo-Hoo Personals #13

NeoReactionary Seeks Mate for Time Travel to the 

Austrian Empire in the Age of Metternich

Russia's Military Buys 5 Dolphins, 

Says Jokingly It's Doing a Remake

 of The Day of the Dolphin

"Hell, no, I'm not toning it down!  I'm turning it up to 11!"

Trump and Cruz Duke It Out Over Which Candidate in the 

Presidential Race Is Better at Battling a Figment of Their 

Own Imagination, the 'PC Police'

Camille Paglia Invokes Her Muse