"Did you hear that scientists are now growing sheep

 embryos containing Trumpnik cells?"

Warm Scuzzies #773

Carlo Gimenez

Melania Trump Wanders the Halls of the 

White House Adulterer

"Russia started their fake anti-US hoax in 2014, 

long before I announced that I would run for

 President."

Comfort for Where Trumpniks Want It

Warm Scuzzies #772

Stephen R. Brown

Beneath Jim Hoft's yellow necktie there beats

the heart of a Russian propagandist.

Mueller Indicts 13 Witches; Hunt for the 

Boss Witch Continues

Filthy Lucre

Keeping America's Whites Whiter Than White

As an emetic, Laura Ingraham is 50% more effective

than syrup of ipecac.

Putin's Pup, Answers to 'Unwitting'

The Devil Made Us Do It

"There was no premeditated, deliberate, intentional, 

voluntary, and conscious collusion with the Russians."

The NRA Tree must be refreshed from time

 to time with the blood of our children.

Donald Trump, Whoremonger-in-Chief

These eight Congresspersons have received a total

of $37,064,932 in campaign contributions from

 the NRA. That ought to pay for quite a few 

'thoughts and prayers', shouldn't it?

Two years after he married Melania, when their son, 

Barron, was a few months old, the Man of God had an 

affair with Karen McDougal, a Playboy Playmate.

Romney Is In, But His Spine Is Out,

So Don't Expect Him to Attack Trump

Warm Scuzzies #771

David Shulkin

Trump Stands His Ground

Take the NRA Money and Run, Little Marco!

Just another Lone White Nationalist Wolf.

The NRA Sends Parkland, Florida Their Love

Warm Scuzzies #770

Kit Daniels

Donald Trump Is Bullish on Condolences

"We're on a mission from Canis Absconditus."

"If you don't want all of us crazy people shooting

up the place, maybe you should make it a bit more

difficult for us to get our hands on high-powered

weaponry."

With the likes of Scott Pruitt around, there needs to be a

Taxpayers Protection Agency.

For No Particular Reason

"Evil is sadly always present." Yes you are, Ted.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Goes into Hiding

Quite honestly, this movie is not all

that scary.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #717

Michael Shaw

Trump Administration Claims Response Time for

Delivering Thoughts and Prayers Has Been Cut

in Half

Trump: "I am totally opposed to domestic violence."

Reporter: "What do you mean by 'domestic violence'?"

Trump: "That's when the media don't applaud when 

I call them the 'Enemy of the American People'."

'Family That Buried Wrong Man Now Says There's 

a Third Body'

Leaping Elk Deployed to Afghanistan to Bring Down 

Unsuspecting Taliban Helicopters

Mitt Romney to Announce Another Candlelight Dinner

 with Donald Trump on Social Media

Mick Mulvaney Defends His Mark of Cain Tattoo, 

Spending $30 Million on Trump's Military Parade

Trump to Spend Valentine's Day with Himself,

His True Love

Megan McArdle Fails Upward to

Seat at Washington Post Table

Frank Artiles, Notorious Vulgarian and Former 

Florida State Senator, Heads for the Slopes

Not to be outdone by Obama, Trump unveils

his official portrait.

There was something odd about

Shen Jingdong's Hero No. 12, but

he couldn't quite put his finger

on it.

John the Baptist Fails to Impress the Ladies

Lion Denies It Ate Poacher in 'Big Gulps', Says

It Was More Like 'Nibbling'

Did Michael Cohen, perhaps the dimmest bulb in

 Trump's chandelier, pay $130,000 out of his own

 weekly allowance  to hush Stormy Daniels's

 talkative tush?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #189

S. E. Cupp, Meghan McCain, and Ben Domenech

Donald Trump and Piers Morgan Featured on Cover

of Inaugural Issue of Scum Life Magazine