Anthony Scaramucci Celebrates 'Made Man in America

Week' by Deleting Old Tweets That Dissed the Don

Chief of Staff Happy to Keep His Job

Wayne LaPierre Monument to Be Made

 from 100% Recycled Petroleum Jelly

Caesar Hemorrhoidus Maximus

"Yikes! Mr. Krabs has unleashed another Twitter storm! 

Run away, run away!"

'Russia's foreign minister jokes there may have been more 

meetings between Trump and Putin'

All Crime Families Need a Mouthpiece

The Russian flag is also red, white, and blue.

Waiting for Apoplexy

It's now official: the Spiceratops has become extinct.

FOR SALE

One (1) Motorized Podium

Low Mileage and Street Legal

Contact: Melissa@SNL.com

Fearguth's Law

For every Scary Moochee, there is an equal 

and opposite Scary Moocher.

Now that Sean Spicer is gone, guess who gets

to wear the Easter Bunny suit!

In 2015, at age 51, Anthony Scaramucci said Trump was a

 hack, anti-American politician. Now, at 53, he loves Trump. 

 "Evolution has been very, very good to me," he says.

Anthony Scaramucci Sez:  "If you're going to eat an

 elephant, you have to eat it one bite at a time."

"Whose turn is it to walk the dog?"

Anthony 'Mooch' Scaramucci Doing His 

Popular Scaramouche Impression

Mooch Displays His Cred

Unlike the President of France, Jeff Sessions didn't like

 to hold Trump's hand.

"Would someone please bring me a bucket?"

"Is Daryl Metcalfe (R-PA) an 'ignorant, racist, bigot'?"

"Would you please stop asking obvious questions?"

Straight Outta Chaucer

Man Trips While Hiking, 

Makes Big Find in the Process

"Ice dripping, cold sweat

Ice, Ice dripping, cold sweat

Ice dripping, cold sweat

Ice, Ice dripping, cold sweat."

And we thought The Russians Are Coming,

The Russians Are Coming was only a movie.

Trump Orders Bigger Bus to Throw Loyal 

Trumpniks Under

Republicans Rally Around Sessions

In Protocol Breach, Commoner Touches Queen's Funny Bone

Was the portrait of Andrew Jackson hanging in the Oval

Office trying to tell Trump something?

The alpacas were fascinated by the way Trump dissed 

Attorney-General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #692

Grant Stinchfield

Comrade Dana Putinbacker

When he testifies next week, Jared Kushner will be using a 

Roland VT-3 Vocoder to make his testimony sound more like 

it's coming from a grown man, instead of a prepubescent boy.

Donald Trump, Exponent of Smorgasbordianism

"Let Obamacare fail! I'm not going to own it! 

ARH-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Trump Family Down in the Dumps After Learning 22 Million 

Americans Won't Lose Their Health Insurance

New Insight Into an Old Subject

Case Closed!

The Extremely Rare Black-Spotted Caterpillar

"But I don't want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's!"

Not only were Mary and Joseph unable to immigrate to Mexico, 

but also they were about to be crushed by 60-pound bags of 

airborne heroin.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #691

Mark Meadows

"All that happened in our secret meeting was President Putin 

gifted me this amazing Angry Gollum Gold Breastplate."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #690

Diana Orrock

Baghdad Bob acknowledges that Donald Trump is a

more cockamamie Information Minister than he ever

was.

Photo-Op with Felix the Fire Engine and 

Two Very Important Persons

Most people don't know Donald Trump is an

author of children's books.

¡Three Amigos!

Newt Gingrich says it's time for the Republicans to 'perform'. 

If that's the case, this woman is going to need a bigger bag.

Is it not clear the GOP neither wants to govern nor

 is capable of governing? It can function only as a

Spirit of Negation.