Liz Cheney Blames King Nebuchadnezzar for

Paris Terror Attack

Cthurkey (Bacon-Wrapped, Octopus-Stuffed Turkey with 

Crab Legs) is a very popular dish in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Owlsley Stanley

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #641

David Clarke

Republican Party Establishment Sez:

"This looks like a job for

GOP Repairman!"

Sick Yak

Yik Yak

Rubio Says America Needs Fewer Philosophers, 

More Street Artists Who Pose as Living Statues

If elected President, Donald Trump plans to sell the

White House and take up residence in his Mar-a-Lago 

resort in Palm Beach, Florida.

As you are touring Donald Trump's $100,000,000 penthouse

apartment, keep repeating to yourself, "Wages are too

high, wages are too high!"

"Do you know how long I've been waiting for World War III?

Sixty frigging years, that's how long!"

The GOP Zeitgeist: a Vacuum Inside a Vacuum

"I cannot be bothered with the truth.  It's too tiring."

Donald Trump Leading Deportation Force 

in 'Operation Throwback'

Drudge Manufactures Controversy about His Ridiculous

Lack of Hair

Lying Tapeworm Found Inside Fiorina's Brain

Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts Start Big Cup War of 2015

Vitter in the Shitter

Donald Trump's Christmas Card

"After I'm elected President, everyone 

will say 'Merry Christmas'---or else!"

Ben Carson wears many different hats, including

this one.

"People are saying they really missed my sense of

 humor and my passionate voice on foreign policy

 in the GOP debates last night."

"The wages of sin are too high!"

The Most Explosive Moments in the GOP Debate

"Somebody left their Pope-on-a-Rope in

the green room and it wasn't me."

"It matters not what someone is born, so long as they 

grow not to be a Kevin Swanson."

Where Ben Carson Gets All His Crazy Ideas

Thermal Scan of Egyptian Pyramid Finds

'Impressive' Anomaly

Hairy Potter Angrily Denies That Albus Dumbledore

Was His Homosexual Mentor

Rupert Murdoch is a faith-based carbon unit. 

Love-based, also.

"You can come out now. Pastor Swanson has flown up

his own fundament."

'Fox’s Stacey Dash Goes Birther Defending Ben Carson'

Starbucks Attempts to Quell Evangelical Furor,

Rolls Out New Line of Holy Trinity Cups

"Any president who doesn't begin every day by stoning a

 homosexual isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation."

"Hell, yeah, I would kill baby Hitler, but only on the 

condition that his mother has carried him to term!"

"And as I journeyed, I came near Johns Hopkins: 

and suddenly there shined round about me a light 

from Heaven."

PolitiFact

PolitiFiction

Ben Carson is toast.  Pass the word.

"Don't shoot me, I'm only the Mighty Wurlitzer player!"

What is now mocked and berated by Ben Carson and

his ilk as 'Political Correctness' was once called 

'Common Decency'.

Portrait of Jesus and His 13th Disciple Hanging in

Ben Carson's God Complex in Maryland

Kris Throbach

"Novus ordo seclorum, neener neener neener!"

Pastor Kevin Swanson Takes Cow Dung Bath So

He'll Be Prepared If One of His Sons Turns Gay

 and Invites Him to His Same-Sex Marriage

University of Missouri Football Players Refuse to Play 

Until President Tim Wolfe Removes Vomitous Green Tie

Koch Brothers Said to Be 'Clean Eaters' Whose 

Favorite Food Is 'Green Smoothies' Made from 

Puréed $100 Bills