Hogan had his heroes. So did Colonel Klink.
Saturday, October 09, 2010
Let it be known, far and wide, that Meg Whitman
is an attention-whore and a celebrity-whore, but
she is not a whore-whore.
Labels:
California,
Governors,
Meg Whitman,
Prostitution,
Republican Party
Labels:
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos,
Nazis,
Ohio,
Republican Party,
Rich Iott,
Tea Parties
Friday, October 08, 2010
Labels:
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos,
Oregon,
Republican Party
Thursday, October 07, 2010
"You gotta understand, boys, that there's a big difference
between actors, like us, getting paid to pretend to be
West Virginia hicks and real West Virginia hicks who
West Virginia hicks and real West Virginia hicks who
do it for nuthin' ."
Labels:
Republican Party,
TV Commercials,
West Virginia
Labels:
Excrement,
Psychiatrists,
Psychology
Labels:
Al Capone,
Republican Party,
Taxes
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
If you see that your neighbor's house is on fire,
don't call the fire department. Call Katherine
Mangu-Ward, instead, and invite her over to
roast some Libertarian chestnuts on an open fire.
roast some Libertarian chestnuts on an open fire.
Labels:
Fire,
Katherine Mangu-Ward,
Libertarianism,
Songs
Labels:
Asses,
Cellphones,
Sarah Palin,
Todd Palin
Labels:
Comics,
Depression,
Magical Depressionism,
Recession,
Superheroes
Labels:
Al-Qaida,
Death,
World's Worst Jobs
Labels:
Newspapers,
Radio Shows,
Randy Michaels,
Warm Scuzzies
Labels:
Billionaires,
Greedheads Galore,
Newspapers,
Real Estate
Labels:
Auctions,
California,
eBay,
Governors,
Meg Whitman
Labels:
Comics,
Greed,
Magazines,
Meg Whitman
Unprovoked, the little girl in the yellow
glasses said, "Don't Treadmill on Me,"
and then laughed gently.
Labels:
Flags,
Girls,
Glasses,
Slogans,
Tea Parties
Labels:
Glenn Reynolds,
Instapundit,
Law Schools,
Tennessee
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
CNN's Parker-Spitzer Show Goes Up in Flames,
Fox Network's Ayn Rand Memorial Fire Department
Tries to Put Out Fire with Gasoline
Labels:
CNN,
Eliot Spitzer,
Fire,
Fox News,
Kathleen Parker,
Libertarianism
"My skinny little Indian friend from Louisiana and I agree
that it's time for America to stop talking about 'Elections'
and start talking about 'Auctions', or even better, about
'Buy It Now!'"
Labels:
Auctions,
Bobby Jindal,
California,
Campaign Finance,
eBay,
Elections,
Governors,
Louisiana,
Meg Whitman
Before the Americans came, auto theft had been a major
problem in Baghdad. Now--Allah be praised!-- it wasn't.
Labels:
Allah,
Automobiles,
Baghdad,
Iraq War,
Thieves
If Joe Miller, Sharron Angle, Rand Paul, and Christine
O'Donnell get elected to the United States Senate, the World's
Greatest Deliberative Body® will become even more what it
aready is: a joke without a punchline.
O'Donnell get elected to the United States Senate, the World's
Greatest Deliberative Body® will become even more what it
aready is: a joke without a punchline.
Labels:
Christine O'Donnell,
Joe Miller,
Jokes,
Rand Paul,
Senate,
Sharron Angle
"I am she as you are she as you are me
and we are all together.
and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly.
see how they fly.
I'm crying."
Labels:
Christine O'Donnell,
Horses,
Songs
As Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi has said,
"Women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray,
corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which
increases earthquakes."
Labels:
Adultery,
Clothing,
Earthquakes,
Iran,
Islam
"Joe Miller lays his wife off from his staff, she
starts drawing unemployment insurance, and
starts drawing unemployment insurance, and
he secedes from her for being unconstitutional:
is that what you're telling me?"
Labels:
Constitution,
Joe Miller,
Secession,
Unemployment
Labels:
Conservatism,
Fire,
Libertarianism,
Tennessee
Labels:
Afghanistan War,
Armored Vehicles,
NATO,
Solar Power
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