#Brokeahontas

It's a Set-Up!

Screw tradition, norms, ethics: the 

only line Comrade Giuliani can even

see is illegality, and he's more than

willing to cross that line if he believes

it is expedient to do so.

Trumpnikopathy

A Portrait of Charlie Kirk as a Young Inquisitor

New research suggests that the old adage 'no two 

snowflakes are alike' might not be true, at least for 

smaller ones, like Ben Shapiro.

The Art of the Deal Saga Continues

Adventures in Aestheticism #181

Call him SecDef 737 MAX.

Warm Scuzzies #867

Prabhjot Singh

Bad Spellers of the World,  UNTIE! #192

Kim Jong-un Won't Denuclearize Unless Famous

Basketball Players Visit North Korea

Bad Spellers of the the World, UNTIE! #191

Mark Taylor, the 'Firefighter Prophet', believes the Illuminati

created Hurricane Maria, which devastated Puerto Rico in

2017, in order to create a flood of refugees for the purpose of

turning Florida blue.  Explaining man-made hurricanes is 

just one of his spiritual gifts.

If he's compelled to testify before the Senate Intelligence

Committee, Donald Trump, Jr. says he will come dressed

as a bowhunter.

The Holy Mackerel should not be confused with the

Flying Fish.

Just a friendly reminder that it is only 60 days until the

 next National Dive Barr Day.

Why was the Skinny-Dipping Scene redacted?

Inflatable Kentucky Derby Authority Delivers Its

Opinion of Royal Naming Conventions

Adventures in Aestheticism #180

Ben Domenech 'Unplagiarizes' Scurrilous Seth Meyers Tweets

 by Deleting Them

Meghan McCain's husband says Seth Meyers is an

"untalented piece of shit who only has his job because he

regularly gargled Lorne Michaels’ balls." If you've heard

this insult before, it's probably because Ben Domenech is

one of the most talented plagiarizers on the Internet.

Jaw Jaw Binks Asserts Executive Privilege

Adventures in Aestheticism #179

Said the Pope of Trump Tower, "Jerry, my child, may

 our Lord and God Christ Jesus by the mercy of His

 love absolve thee from thy pornalicious pics."

Now You See It, Now You Don't: How Trump the 

Prestidigitator Made One Billion Dollars Disappear

Remember the Mnuchkins in The Wizard of Ooze?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #765

Bryan Hughes

Alex Jones Diagnosed with MAD

(Multiple Anthroplex Disorder)

With the coming of the Trump Administration. 

the United States now has a Government of Men, 

not a Government of Laws.

World's #1 Superpower Deploys USS John Bolton to

Persian Gulf to Intimidate the Remaining Third of the

Axis of Evil

United Constitutional Patriot Sez: “Why are we just 

apprehending them and not lining them up and shooting

 them? We have to go back to Hitler days and put them all 

in a gas chamber."

Mitch McConnell says 'case closed' about

the Mueller report.  Whether that's true 

remains to be seen.  In the meantime, the

case would appear to be closed concerning

Chinless Mitch's popularity in his home

state of Kentucky.

The clinical term for unicorn poop is 'Mnuchin'.

Where Joe Biden Got the Idea to Use 'Clown' as

Trump's Nickname

The Day Walt Disney Slipped the Entire Nation a Mickey

Adventures in Aestheticism #178

William Barr After Learning 370 Federal Prosecutors

Signed a Statement Saying That Trump Should Have 

Been Charged with Obstruction and That Barr Is 

Full of Shit

When did being POTUS come to mean 

'being above the law'?

If Edward Albee Were Alive Today

Abraham Lincoln Reacts to the News That

an Aircraft Carrier Bearing His Name Has

Been Deployed to the Middle East to

Bully Iran

Georgia City Councilman Jim Cleveland Sez: "When it 

comes to all this stuff you see on TV, when you see 

blacks and whites together, it makes my blood boil 

because that’s just not the way a Christian is supposed

 to live.”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #151

Theresa Kenerly

Shouldn't that be, "The Best Word Became Flesh...?" 

And at least 236 pounds of flesh, to be more exact?

"More proactive means more nonverbal," Mulvaney says.

World's Worst Yobs #408

Luke Thompson

The ICE Man Cometh

As P. T. Barnum might say, “Clowns and elephants 

are the pegs on which the GOP circus is hung.”

The only thing Trump and racehorses have in common.

David French wouldn't seem to be quite

the right person to be talking about the

'inescapable reality of masculinity'.