"You're in the line to Romney's abattoir, Big Bird, 

his abattoir!"

World's Worst Yoobs #125

Sally Quinn

Whitebread Cat Said to Be Big Leave It to Beaver Fan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #428

Charlie Fuqua

Magical Depressionism #32

Starbucks Pumpkin Latte Shortage Threatens 

Nation's Fragile Psychic Equilibrium

Recently, Screwyworms have been found again in the United 

States despite the on-going control programs to keep them 

far away on the Crazy Planet.

Jack Welch liked to play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'

 with himself.

World's Worst Yobs #267

Noah Rothman

“The death penalty? Give me a break. It’s easy. Abortion? 

Absolutely easy. Nobody ever thought the Constitution 

prevented restrictions on abortion. Homosexual sodomy? 

Come on.  For 200 years, it was criminal in every state.  

Scott Brown?  A model United States Senator!” 

Romney First Presidential Candidate in History 

to Perfect Triple Backflip with Full Twist

"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #427

Conn Carroll

Are you one of those Democrats who lied about

 getting a job this past month, just to force the 

unemployment rate down to 7.8% and make 

Obama look good?

Last Night's Debate

The Winner

The Loser

The No-Show

Billboard Seen Along I-44 in Missouri

Bristol Palin says her mom is 'way hotter'

than Julianne Moore.  How would she, a 

daughter, know that about her mother?

And even if she knew it, why would she 

say it? 

Sewer-Gas Huffer Bashes Throne-Sniffing Media

 for Dismissing Obama Vid as Five-Year-Old News

Jingos:  Official Snack Food of the 

2012 Romney/Ryan Campaign

Q:  "Would a man who looks like this sexually 

abuse underage girls?"

A:  "Why must you always ask such

superfluous questions?"

What You Need to Know about Tonight's Debate

Romney Campaign Reportedly Organizing

'Baby Seamus Kamikaze Squadron'

Singing Toothbrush

Recalled Following

Reports of Unsolicited

Buccal Cavity Spewing

Warm Scuzzies #330

Josh Mandel

David Gregory and Ralph Reed Playing

'We Don't Know Jack!'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #426

Brad Staats

Chipotle's N00b Forgets to Wear Uniform on His

First Day on the Job

In a last-ditch attempt to propitiate the angry Elohim, the 

Romneyites enacted the ritual of child sacrifice. 

Even when explaining what a 'cliff' was, Ross Perot

always used a chart.

"It says right here, Congressman, that gnomes will 

steal your underpants on October 2, 2012."

"What's Romney going to do with all those Zingers?"

"He's going to use them in his debate with Obama."

"Who on Earth is that?"

"Oh, he's just a lobbyist for the

Massachusetts Lobstermen's 

Association."

Governor Christie Explaining the Third Reason We

Shouldn't Worry about a Global Bacon Shortage

World's Worst Yobs #266

Frank Bruni

Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #17

Tim Cook

Advanced Degree in Mathematics Said to Be

 Helpful in Understanding Paul Ryan's Tax Plan