The Garden State Streaker Strikes Again!

This looks like a job for Teleprompter Repairman!

"The only (expletive) way this country's ever going to

 get turned around is it will be a bloodbath and it will 

be a nasty, messy (expletive)."

After this election, America is going

to need Reality Therapy.

Gaslighting: a form of intimidation where false information

 is presented to victims, making them doubt their own 

memory, perception and sanity. 

"Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something."

Donald Trump, Meat Scientist

Donald Trump isn't running for President;  he's running 

for Insurrectionary. 

Pretzel Logic

Armed and Considered Deplorable

If you could count the number of galaxies in the Universe at

 the rate of one per second, it would take 12,700 years to count

 them all.

When it came to hill climbing, nothing could beat

a Crosley.

Two Jokers in Search of a Deck

Donald and Ivanka Get Ready to Bury the Trump Brand

with the Aid of Gold-Plated Shovels

The Unexpurgated Bible #143

"For I say unto you, That except your disingenuousness shall 

exceed the disingenuousness of Jerry Falwell, Jr., ye shall in 

no case enter into the kingdom of heaven."

The Unexpurgated Bible #142

"A little Trump leaven leaveneth the whole 

lumpenproletariat."

Code in the Node

BothSiderism is espoused by those who could be called 

NoSiderists, i. e., those who, from their God Perspective,

 their lofty perch above the fray, look down their priggish

 noses at the rest of flawed humankind.

Unholy Trinity

That fly in Trump's hair is bad news for Alex Jones.

If for nothing else, Donald Trump will be remembered as 

the founder of the Bull Goose Loony Party.

Lou Dobbs, Fox Business Network's Pet Doxxhund

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #671

Jim McCoole

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #144

Netherface

Trumpus Interruptus

Kylo Ren Approves This Message

Some say if you gaze at the face of Kenneth Copeland,

you turn to stone.  It's easy to see why he might be

confused with Medusa.

The Day Pigs Learned to Fly

Pablito Prepared for Trump Campaign's

Tsunami of Bullshit

Trump and His Lawyers

Bullshitter Hits the Wall

Pretty in Mink

World's Worst Yobs #369

Eric Metaxas

The Second Advent of Todd Akin

A. J. Delgado Sez: “When I'm on TV, I just put my lips 

together and … blow.”

Rod Dreher says "We need a Charles de Gaulle."  Well,

Voilà!

World's Worst Yoobs #174

Maureen Mullarkey

Donald Trump and His All-Day Sucker

Long-Lost Masterpiece by Michelangelbro Found

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #97

Todd Warnken

SAPD SAPS

Knuckle Dragon

"What now, little buddy?"

"Have you considered storm chasing in Tornado Alley?"

Pepé the Frog is just a disguise worn by the Purple

Pig-Nosed Frog.

"Like my son Eric says, I'm just an alpha personality."

Jim Hoft Button Said to Be a CPAC

Best-Seller

Metaphor Mixology #8

Trump Just Called Republicans a Bunch of

 Disloyal Losers as Epic Meltdown Mushrooms

Another Fine Mess

Whiteworld #36

"It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and 

I can now fight for White America the way I want to."

New Trump Brand Flying Off

Supermarket Shelves