Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Wolfowitz-Riza Amphibious Model
of International Banking and Finance
Pope Benedict says, "I'd rather go naked
than stop wearing fur!"

"Under authority granted to me by Almighty God,
I have been eavesdropping on all prayers uttered
for the purpose of getting our troops out of Iraq."
"Psst! What say you help me bust outta this joint?"

Friday, April 13, 2007

Paul Wolfowitz and Shaha Riza can't decide
which they enjoy more: sleeping with each other
or democratizing the Middle East.
Missing White House E-Mails Found Inside Full Monty Python
Goblin the Cat is always in the pink on Friday the 13th.

"Honey, last call for breakfast! Your eggs
are getting really cold."
Something told Shane Watson his Right Guard Xtreme
Power Stripe Anti-Perspirant was letting him down.
The cancellation of Imus in the Morning is a twofer.
We're also rid of Bernard McGuirk, the executive
producer of the show.
In the age of global warming, the Marlins, Devil Rays, and
Mariners will definitely have the home field advantage.
Rip Torn Ripped

"Nope, Lady Chatterly's louver is definitely not here."

Thursday, April 12, 2007

What will Don Imus do now that he doesn't have
a reason to get up in the morning?

World's Worst Yobs #7
Neal Boortz

After Nuno learned the meaning of 'up', he had to
tell everyone he met.

World's Worst Jobs #31
Janitor for the Don Imus Show


Once again, the Abominable Snowman had
dropped a donut.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

If you want to scare the peewaddling out of Tillakarathe
Dilshan, just walk up to him and yell, "Cricket!"

World's Worst Yobs #6
Mark Levin

Here we see Andrew Symonds exterminating fire ants
the old-fashioned way: stompin' the bleedin' buggers!
Lager Lout Arguing That Sport Builds Character

The Opening Scene of Jaws from the Shark's Perspective
If you missed the First Annual Panda Cub Milk-Lapping Contest,
count yourself among the thrill-impoverished.
Having slain the legendary Ore Tramway Tower,
Fearguth the Fearless moved on.