The Wolfowitz-Riza Amphibious Model

of International Banking and Finance

Pope Benedict says, "I'd rather go naked

than stop wearing fur!"

"Under authority granted to me by Almighty God,

I have been eavesdropping on all prayers uttered

for the purpose of getting our troops out of Iraq."

"Psst! What say you help me bust outta this joint?"

Paul Wolfowitz and Shaha Riza can't decide

which they enjoy more: sleeping with each other

or democratizing the Middle East.

Missing White House E-Mails Found Inside Full Monty Python

Goblin the Cat is always in the pink on Friday the 13th.

"Honey, last call for breakfast! Your eggs

are getting really cold."

Something told Shane Watson his Right Guard Xtreme

Power Stripe Anti-Perspirant was letting him down.

The cancellation of Imus in the Morning is a twofer.

We're also rid of Bernard McGuirk, the executive

producer of the show.

In the age of global warming, the Marlins, Devil Rays, and

Mariners will definitely have the home field advantage.

Rip Torn Ripped

"Nope, Lady Chatterly's louver is definitely not here."

What will Don Imus do now that he doesn't have

a reason to get up in the morning?

World's Worst Yobs #7

Neal Boortz

After Nuno learned the meaning of 'up', he had to

tell everyone he met.

World's Worst Jobs #31

Janitor for the Don Imus Show

Once again, the Abominable Snowman had

dropped a donut.

If you want to scare the peewaddling out of Tillakarathe

Dilshan, just walk up to him and yell, "Cricket!"

World's Worst Yobs #6

Mark Levin

Here we see Andrew Symonds exterminating fire ants

the old-fashioned way: stompin' the bleedin' buggers!

Lager Lout Arguing That Sport Builds Character

The Opening Scene of Jaws from the Shark's Perspective

If you missed the First Annual Panda Cub Milk-Lapping Contest,

count yourself among the thrill-impoverished.

Having slain the legendary Ore Tramway Tower,

Fearguth the Fearless moved on.