Warm Scuzzies #761

Danny McComas

It was not a good year for 

children to misbehave.

Bad Santa

Some say Corey 'The Buttslapper' Lewandowski's star is

 rising again.

All That Glitters Is Not Gold

"Barack Obama was inarguably the least Atlanticist

 President since the end of World War II," 

Noah Rothman said somniloquently.

Trump Fulfills Promise, Signs 'Killer Klown Reform

Act of 2017'

Admiral Ackbar Reflects on the Wisdom of Evolution

"Hey toots!"

Ambassador to the Netherlands Peter Hoekstra told a 

lie and then lied about the lie moments later.  Perhaps 

he should change the spelling of his surname to 

Hoaxtra.  No joaxtra!

Despite a warning from his doctor, Mike Cernovich is

still smoking turds.

Adventures in Aestheticism #3

"Ass-Kisser! That's fun to say! Ass-Kisser, Ass-Kisser,

 Ass-Kisser!"

How Judge Jeanine Stays Warm in the Winter

Mike Pence Sez: "You promised the American people 

that you would deliver historic tax cuts, and it would

 be a 'middle-class miracle'."

Paul Ryan and Steve Scalise Go for the Gold in

Projectile Verping Competition

Kyle Chapman (AKA 'Debased Sickman') Bail Revoked

Read the book if you are interested in the 

perspective of a Putin pal, Russian citizen, 

part-time Bond villain, and lapsed

 Episcopalian.

In PornWorld, this position is called 'Quadruple Penetration'.

Irate Parent Takes Names, Threatens to Cut Off 

United Nations' Allowance

"Trump's like an 11-year-old child," Steve Bannon

told his Benedictine High School buddy.

Capitol of USA, Inc.

Trumpniks Waiting for Trump's Next Tweet

Why Frosty Suffers from Anosmia

Do we need another reminder that we live in a 

Disposable Society?

"Quit grovelling!  Who do you think I am---Donald Trump?"

Trump Hails Passage of Tax Cut Legislation as 

Greatest Achievement in Hominid History

"I'm deeply humbled, as your Vice President, to be 

able to be here. As you know, I'm a long, long way

 from my home planet."

Pence Polishes Trump's Knob 14 Times

in 3 Minutes (or Every 2.5 Seconds)

Not since the Winklevoss Twins had the world

 seen such a Convergence of the Twain.

Ben Carson left some words out of the prayer he led 

at today's meeting with Trump and his Cabinet. 

The words he left out are in square brackets.

"We thank you for the President [who once said 

I have an incurable pathological temper and 

compared me to a child molester]."

Wacko Matt Gaetz Sez: “He’s a hound. I mean, everyone in 

Tallahassee knows that Jack Latvala is an absolute hound. 

Jack believes that his power as a legislator gives him some 

special power with women.”

"Could you please clarify one thing, Senator Latvala: 

was it 'sex for donuts' or 'donuts for sex'?"

Wyatt Koch Sez: “My father said to me, ‘Wyatt, you can 

do whatever you want to in life. Just make sure you do it 

while wearing a loud shirt with moneybags all over it'.”

The World According to Trump

Mike Pence's Letter to Santa

Not to worry, Mary Franson. Forty years from now,

no one will dare claim to have had sex with you.

As a former a cappella Church of Christer, David French 

believes the label 'Evangelical' has become synonymous 

with 'Fundamentalist' and therefore should be jettisoned. 

So, what term does he suggest would better describe 

'serious-but-not-fundamentalist Protestants'? 'Christian'. 

Ah yes, that should certainly clear things up, as it has for 

the past 2,000 years. But what about Catholics and 

fundamentalists? Well, by definition, they couldn't

 be Christians, could they?

The Spill-Proof Potentate

Homer's Odyssey, 2017

I, RoboTrump

All that Disney's new animatronic Trump can say is 

"YOOOGE!"

Warm Scuzzies #760

Andrew Leonie

Junior Trump Gives Ted Cruz a Sneak Peek at His

Entry in Food Network's Cookie Wars

Coup-Coup

IOKIYAR

Warm Scuzzies #759

Bob Corker

Franklin Graham Sez: "Never in my lifetime

 have we had a President willing to take a 

strong, outspoken stand for the Christian

 faith like President Donald J. Trump has."

"Don't cast me out!  Kellyanne still needs me!"

Another Disturbance in the Farce