Déjà Voodoo

The Balder Patrol Has Trump's Back

Fashion Benghazi may have caused four Americans to

die laughing.

Like Mitt Romney says, Trump "has not risen to the

mantle of the office."

In Trumpsylvania, nobody can hear you scream.

"He's a great big bundle of joy,

He's the Trump Administration shoeshine boy."

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."

Trump's Washington Monument

And in those days, the fox guarded the henhouse.

And 222 years higher than George Washington!

Know Your Mavericks

Like his buddy Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham is fond

of using the Double Three-Eared Sphincter gesture.

"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 

Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 

distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

As you can tell from this photograph, the Obama's

DC residence is surrounded by a ten-foot

see-through wall, like the one Trump has

been tweeting about lately.

Metaphor Mixology #15

Mitt Romney Sez: "The President has not risen to the 

mantle of the office."

Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s New and Improved Jesus

With the Trump Lie-O-Matic, you too can

lie like a pro!

Governor of Kentucky Rushes In Where

Angels Fear to Tread

Fairness Doctrine

"No, I am your embroiderer."

Adventures in Aestheticism #133

Made Sense to Superman,

Makes Sense to Trump

Classic Study of Prevarication

Gets an Update

Like John Kelly said, "To be honest, it’s not a wall."

English is John Kelly's second language.  His first

language is Pentagonese.