Saturday, January 05, 2019

Friday, January 04, 2019

The Balder Patrol Has Trump's Back
Fashion Benghazi may have caused four Americans to
die laughing.

Thursday, January 03, 2019

Like Mitt Romney says, Trump "has not risen to the
mantle of the office."
In Trumpsylvania, nobody can hear you scream.
"He's a great big bundle of joy,
He's the Trump Administration shoeshine boy."
"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."
Trump's Washington Monument
And in those days, the fox guarded the henhouse.
And 222 years higher than George Washington!
Know Your Mavericks

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Like his buddy Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham is fond
of using the Double Three-Eared Sphincter gesture.
"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 
Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 
distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

As you can tell from this photograph, the Obama's
DC residence is surrounded by a ten-foot
see-through wall, like the one Trump has
been tweeting about lately.
Metaphor Mixology #15
Mitt Romney Sez: "The President has not risen to the 
mantle of the office."
Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s New and Improved Jesus
With the Trump Lie-O-Matic, you too can
lie like a pro!
Governor of Kentucky Rushes In Where
Angels Fear to Tread

Monday, December 31, 2018

Fairness Doctrine
"No, I am your embroiderer."
Adventures in Aestheticism #133
Made Sense to Superman,
Makes Sense to Trump
Classic Study of Prevarication
Gets an Update

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Like John Kelly said, "To be honest, it’s not a wall."
English is John Kelly's second language.  His first
language is Pentagonese.