Saturday, April 17, 2010

For those of you who may have a hard time visualizing
a Vampire Squid, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs.
Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber
Rick Perry's face has so many fault lines
you have to wonder how long it will be
before it erupts like Eyjafjallajökull
or quakes like Haiti.
"Tea's a Natural Diuretic," Says Former
Tea Party--Now Pee Party--Activist
When his mother threw the seeds out of the window,
Jack had no idea he would one day die from an
overdose of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.
Three States Make Legal the Brandishing
of Elvis Tattoos without a Permit
The Cat in the Hat's animal companions were
getting bored.
Fay is also dyslexic and proud of it.
Subject to Change Without Notice
Mehmet Ali Talat and Mini-Mehmet
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #110
Waking a sleeping giant is more difficult
than most people realize.
It's Saturday morning, time to pop open a can of
All Day Breakfast.

As you eat, you can entertain yourself by reading
the list of ingredients on the label.
A Protester for All Seasons
Flag Desecration #31

Friday, April 16, 2010

Warm Scuzzies #74
Michael Jeffries
Beetle Loses Argument for Animal Rights
Grateful Nation Salutes Lanny Breuer
for Prosecuting NSA Whistleblower
Thomas Drake
"In 2012, I will either seek the presidency or
join Nutrisystem, I'm not sure which."
"There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a crooked little house."
World's Worst Yobs #162
Tunku Varadarajan
The Day Senator McConnell Left
His Teeth on the Nightstand
"Confederate History Month helps us all remember
the Great War of White Hat Aggression."
"Infiltrators, be forewarned: we know who you are;
we know where you live; we know where you work.”

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Beware Tea Party Infiltrators Carrying
Upside-Down Flags
The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as
Tea Party supporters tend to be Republican, white, male,
married, older than 45, and out of their bleeding gourds.
Paradise will have been regained when the
day comes that nobody takes Dana Milbank
seriously except, perhaps, Dana Milbank.
Tea Parties Succeed in Changing April 15 from Tax Day
to 'They're Coming to Take Me Away' Day
KFC's Double Down Faces Challenge by

Subway's Leaning Tower of Pastrami

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Is John McCain digging a grave or robbing
one? Maverick fans want to know.
World's Worst Yobs #161
Jay Sekulow
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #146
Terrence Lakin
The Unexpurgated Bible #36
And Jesus said to them, "Conniptions about budget deficits
and the national debt will you have always, even unto the end
of the world."
Don Blankenship Performing His Now You See
29 Dead Miners, Now You Don't Trick

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Warm Scuzzies #73
Carl Paladino
Sarah Palin Demonstrates Her Nuclear Posture
"In the immortal words of Christopher Sickles,
'Scar my tattered body no more with your
punishing dildo mallet!'"
"Heavens to Murgatroyd! Time to exit,
stage right!"
"Step away from my dog dish and nobody gets hurt!"

Monday, April 12, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

"'Keep Wildlife Wild' is a slogan that may make
sense to humans, but 'Keep Wildlife Dead'
makes much more sense to me."
"I happen to enjoy drinking skunky smelling beer.
I really can't understand anyone who doesn't."