For those of you who may have a hard time visualizing

a Vampire Squid, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs.

Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber

Rick Perry's face has so many fault lines

you have to wonder how long it will be

before it erupts like Eyjafjallajökull

or quakes like Haiti.

"Tea's a Natural Diuretic," Says Former

Tea Party--Now Pee Party--Activist

When his mother threw the seeds out of the window,

Jack had no idea he would one day die from an

overdose of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.

Three States Make Legal the Brandishing

of Elvis Tattoos without a Permit

The Cat in the Hat's animal companions were

getting bored.

Fay is also dyslexic and proud of it.

Subject to Change Without Notice

Mehmet Ali Talat and Mini-Mehmet

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #110

Waking a sleeping giant is more difficult

than most people realize.

It's Saturday morning, time to pop open a can of

All Day Breakfast.

As you eat, you can entertain yourself by reading

the list of ingredients on the label.

A Protester for All Seasons

Flag Desecration #31

Warm Scuzzies #74

Michael Jeffries

Beetle Loses Argument for Animal Rights

Grateful Nation Salutes Lanny Breuer

for Prosecuting NSA Whistleblower

Thomas Drake

"In 2012, I will either seek the presidency or

join Nutrisystem, I'm not sure which."

"There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a crooked little house."

World's Worst Yobs #162

Tunku Varadarajan

The Day Senator McConnell Left

His Teeth on the Nightstand

"Confederate History Month helps us all remember

the Great War of White Hat Aggression."

"Infiltrators, be forewarned: we know who you are;

we know where you live; we know where you work.”

Beware Tea Party Infiltrators Carrying

Upside-Down Flags

The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as

Tea Party supporters tend to be Republican, white, male,

married, older than 45, and out of their bleeding gourds.

Paradise will have been regained when the

day comes that nobody takes Dana Milbank

seriously except, perhaps, Dana Milbank.

Tea Parties Succeed in Changing April 15 from Tax Day

to 'They're Coming to Take Me Away' Day

KFC's Double Down Faces Challenge by

Subway's Leaning Tower of Pastrami

Is John McCain digging a grave or robbing

one? Maverick fans want to know.

World's Worst Yobs #161

Jay Sekulow

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #146

Terrence Lakin

The Unexpurgated Bible #36

And Jesus said to them, "Conniptions about budget deficits

and the national debt will you have always, even unto the end

of the world."

Don Blankenship Performing His Now You See

29 Dead Miners, Now You Don't Trick

Warm Scuzzies #73

Carl Paladino

Sarah Palin Demonstrates Her Nuclear Posture

"In the immortal words of Kristopher Sickles,

'Scar my tattered body no more with your

punishing dildo mallet!'"

"Heavens to Murgatroyd! Time to exit,

stage right!"

"Step away from my dog dish and nobody gets hurt!"

Flag Desecration #30

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #145

John Fleming

"'Keep Wildlife Wild' is a slogan that may make

sense to humans, but 'Keep Wildlife Dead'

makes much more sense to me."

"I happen to enjoy drinking skunky smelling beer.

I really can't understand anyone who doesn't."