Thanks to an Act of God, the nightmare of the

Republican National Convention has been

shortened from four days to three.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #413

Pat Rogers

Between now and September 3, Fearguth will be mostly

offline, as he journeys to and from Dinosaur National 

Monument.  This means, of course, that he will be able to

completely avoid the Republican National Convention.

  What a coincidence!

Pastor Huckabee Achin' for Akin

Ann Coulter Pointing to the Hole in Her Head Where

They Pour the Bile In

Tip of the Iceberg

Hairball

Hateball

From an evolutionary point of view, Kevin Williamson is a 

Neanderthal, an ugly Neanderthal.

Kevin Williamson Sez:  "Scott Brown? Two daughters. May

 as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes."

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, steaming

bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!  So why not

open a can right now and join me in celebrating 

Sununu Week!"

Isaac May Disinherit Republican National Convention

Great Misadventures in Science #6

Mathematician Invents Romney Truth Table

It's easy to make a list of Mitt Romney's lies.

Try making a list of his truths.

His family stood stoically by as his erstwhile

Republican friends continued to pile on.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #412

Frank Szabo

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head Admits He Doesn't Have

 an Emergency Management Plan to Deal with the Coming

Zombie Apocalypse

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #411

Tom Head

Warm Scuzzies #319

Michael Baumgartner

Somewhere in this bowl of lumpy gravy there's a familiar

face.  Can you find it?

Is Scott Brown prettier than Elizabeth Warren?  This is the

 question Massachusetts voters must answer in November.

Twit Apologizes for Tweets That Made Him Look 

Like a Twat

"Niall Ferguson is a fabulist."

"Whew!  For a moment there, I thought you

said, 'Niall Ferguson is a fatalist'."

Oxymorons for Our Time #135

Legitimate Rape

Toad Akin First Missouri Amphibian to Run for Senate

Is his phone still smarter than

Detroit Judge Wade McCree?

Will the GOP walk the 'Akin Plank'?

The Gunclinger

Ben Quayle Goes to Sea of Galilee to See Jesus Walk

on Water, Arrives Almost 2,000 Years Too Late

Señora Senor is not a serious journalist, and she 

doesn't even play one on TV anymore.

World's Worst Yobs #263

Niall Ferguson

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #410

Sharon Barnes

"I have not yet begun my flight!" the 'gutless little twerp'

said defiantly.

Dirty Birds Censored at University of Kentucky

 and University of Louisville

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #127

Conservative Read

Leonardo da Vinci painted the Last Supper right after he 

painted the

Next-to-Last Supper.

No matter what costume he wore, he couldn't

escape his destiny.  He was still 'James Lileks'.

"When I pass on, don't call me the 'late' Jimmy McMillan.

Compared to most of you, I was 'early'."

Surprisingly, all it took to attain immortality was 

to press a button and spray under each arm.

Avoid the intersection of Church and State.  The traffic is 

heavy there, frequently backed up all the way to absurdity.

These are Shiite Muslim pilgrims at the shrine of Musa 

al-Kazim in northern Baghdad. They apparently appreciate 

Acid Trance as much as many Americans and Europeans do.

National Republican Infrastructure Collapses 

Beneath Todd Akin Express

One day along the 2012 campaign trail, Paul Ryan realized 

that if you are so close to a teabagger, like Todd Akin, that

you can agree with him and appear in the same picture

 frame, you're simply too damn close!

Thanks to the Supreme Court of the United States, Sheldon

Adelson, the creepiest billionaire on Planet Earth, is now in

a position to purchase Mitt Romney, a centimillionaire, and

make him the next President of the United States.  Did the

Founding Fathers and Framers of the Constitution risk their

lives and sacred honor for this?

In the 19th century, Joseph Merrick was called 

'Elephant Man'.  In the 21st century, he is called

 'GOP Man'.

Sherlock Holmes Discovers the House of Representative's

 10% Approval Rating Caused by Infestation of Republican

Teabaggers, Bedwetters, and Thumbsuckers

The Flip-Flops Mitt Romney Will Be Wearing in

Florida Next Week

Says the Republican Senator from Massachusetts (the 

original Tea Party State): "As a husband and father of 

two young women, I found Todd Akin's comments 

about women and rape outrageous, inappropriate, and 

wrong. There is no place in our public discourse for 

this type of offensive thinking."  [Teabagger density in

the Baywatch State must be much lower than it is in the 

Show Me Yours State.]

Santorum's Allegations about Obamacare Forcing Him 

into Catholic Confessional for Bearing False Witness