Lukas Novy Joins Niko Alm in Advancing the Cause

of 'Piccolini Pastafarianism'

World's Worst Yoobs #136

Michele Catalano

American Schutzstaffel #30

"What's that?"

"Oh, it's just another 'nuclear showdown' in

the United States Senate."

Karma is a real bitch, isn't it,

Caleb Howe?

Sheriff David Morgan says his deputies followed the standard

Zimmerman Protocol in shooting an unarmed, 60-year-old

black man.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #511

Matt Shea

Warm Scuzzies #417

Sheriff David Morgan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #510

Eddie Lucio, Jr.

"Erick, the son of Erick?  Wasn't he the Viking wannabe 

who was fired by CNN, The Most Trusted Name in News?"

Fired by Indiana voters in November, 2012 and hired

as education commissioner by the Florida Board of 

Education in December, 2012, Tony Bennett reportedly 

will soon resign his position in the wake of evidence

showing how he changed an Indiana charter school's

rating from C to A in order to please the Republican

donor who founded the school.  One has to imagine

that his next job will be as superintendent of the

Dallas Independent School District.

Mark Kessler makes no apologies and has no regrets

for being a fucking asshole.

Raft-Size Portion of Buca di Beppo Pasta Found 

Celebrating National Lasagna Day in Devil's Den 

State Park, Arkansas

We all know what chipmunks store in their cheeks.

What we don't know is what Tony Scalia stores in his.

Still Life with Tight-Lipped Weiner and Ball Sack

Contrary to what Tina Brown said today on Morning

Joe, Ted Cruz is not a member of the Taliban; he, like

 Robert Jeffress and Mike Huckabee, is a member of

the Talibaptists.

How Bob Filner Reacted When He Learned That,

to Keep His Job as Mayor of San Diego, He Had

to Give Anthony Weiner a 'Very Wet, Saliva-Filled

Kiss' on National Television

Warm Scuzzies #416

Barbara Morgan

Iceland's Strokkur Fountain Geyser is aptly named.

"What are those women standing in line for?"

"They're the only women in San Diego who haven't

been sexually harassed by Mayor Filner.  At least, not yet."

Governor McDonnell wants you to know

he has returned the Rolex.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #509

Jordan Ulery

"Steve, the drug mules I've seen along the Rio Grande

had calves as big as muskmelons."

"Muskmelons and cantaloupes are the same thing, Louie."

"Gosh, Steve, I didn't know that!"

Cardinal Dolan, too, evidently believes his hat is

absolutely hilarious.

Buzz Killington and Gloomy Gus,

the Grand Old Party Poopers

Warm Scuzzies #415

Tony Bennett

World's Worst Yoobs #135

Lauren Green

Warm Scuzzies #414

Sheriff Sid Gautreaux

'Texas Pastor Shoots Nephew Dead at Church on Sunday': 

Another Good Reason to Stay as Far Away from Preachers

 as Possible

Paleolithic Tools (Silicon-Based)

Paleolithic Tools (Carbon-Based)

Entrance to Lee Cave National Monument,

Utah