"Bring Me a Bucket!"

Dank Memes #8

"Hold my beard!"

Prince Charles Receiving Didgeridoo Transfusion

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #737

Priscilla Giddings

Whiteworld #63

"Whaddya mean I'm still not white enough?"

Lavrov Is for Lovers

Louie Gohmert Experiencing the 'Rosenstein Effect'

Adventures in Aestheticism #59

Harry Truman for the Win!

Should we salute, sing the National

Anthem, or recite the Pledge of

Allegiance?

Rhetoric Has Consequences

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin émigré."

“One of my proudest moments was when I looked at 

Barack Obama in the eye and I said, ‘Mr. President, 

you will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"

Mom and Pop Pence

"I was just trolling," said the accessory before the fact.

State-Run Media Channel Russia 24 Scoops 

State-Run Media Channel Fox News

Jim Jordan Experiencing the 'Rosenstein Effect'

Putin-Trump Duumvirate Agree on 'Let's Make a Deal' 

Format for Helsinki Summit

Adventures in Aestheticism #58

For cosmic entities like Cthulhu, times are tough.

Got Carrion?

Five Creeps in Indiana

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #137

Judy Talley Maxie

Appointment of Bill Shine Completes Merger of Fox News

 and the White House; New Entity to Be Called

'Pussy-Grabbers Я Us'

"Funnier than The Joker, More Hilarious Than a 

Flat Air Mattress," Critics Say

Uh-oh, Reverse-Denuclearization! Time for another 

Donald Trump/Kim Jong-un photo op!

Elmer Fudd's Evil Twin

Elfenstein Whips Up Another Batch of Southern Crackers

Tortoises are the most abandoned pet in the United States.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #136

Karen Peconi

 "Can you believe people are smuggling my line of 

thigh-high boots into Canada?"

Adventures in Aestheticism #57

Let Kirstjen Nielsen, Steve Miller, and Sarah Huckabee

 Sanders eat in the White House mess hall. Scott Pruitt

 eats there all the time. And for the Mexican food lover, 

the mess serves Beer-Braised Brisket Tacos. Olé!

Trump says Maxine Waters is "an extraordinarily

 low IQ person." Did Trump say this because 

Maxine is an African-American, a woman, a 

Democrat, or because he's a Snerdface?

The Grading of Sister Sarah

Adventures in Aestheticism #57

Le Coq d'Or Berates Red Hen

Especially Oklahoma!

America First!

The only gang scarier than MS-13 is POTUS-45.

Did you think you would ever live to see the day 

when a President of the United States would attack 

a small restaurant in Virginia for having 'filthy

 canopies, doors, and windows'?

Trump's UTIA (Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus)

Campaign Accelerates

Adventures in Aestheticism #56

Trump Rejects Jesus for His Space Force, 

Says His Hair Is So Long You Can't Tell If 

He's a Man or a Woman

Adventures in Aestheticism #55

"Sarah Huckabee Sanders became a moral pariah 

the old fashioned way . . . she EARNED it."

Adventures in Aestheticism #54

'Zero Tolerance' is a succinct definition of Bigotry.  

You can look it up.

"The questions I ask these suspects are merely to get a 

natural tone of voice so do not pay too much attention 

to their answers as they often lie."

Authoritarianism Defined