A new report suggests Roboprofs, like

the one shown above, could make law

 professors, like Glenn Reynolds, obsolete.

Rude Rhymes #83

Churl and Craven

Andrew Klavan

Things to Avoid #29

Jeffrey Denning, Especially If You're a Co-worker, a 

Neighbor, a Teammate, a Friend or Even a Relative

Republicans’ Plan to Cancel Obama's ‘State of the Onion 

Address’ Gaining Traction

Robotologists mingle on the Third Day of Zappadan.

Uh-oh!  Looks like Steven Crowder is ready to roar 

about Voltaire's racism during the French Enlighten-

ment and how it was less terrible than Chris Rock's

during America's Dark Age.

If it were possible to further tarnish the reputation of

 Staten Island, District Attorney Dan Donovan would be

 the man to do it.  But it's not possible.  As one observer

remarked, “Donovan could have killed Erin Garner 

himself and would still get re-elected.” 

Upchuck Doubleplusungood

Warm Scuzzies #514

Angela Box

“The grand jury verdict in the Garner case was hard

 to understand.  Maybe if I'd seen it in 3D it would've

been easier.”

When you look at Patrick Lynch, head of New York City's

Patrolmen's Benevolent Association, 'benevolent' is not

the first word which comes to mind.  How about 'mobster'?

Duck Dynast Celebrates Second Day of Zappadan

Rudy Giuliani Doing His Jabba the Hutt Impression

Samuel Johnson Ousted as Literary Editor of

The New Republic

"All you need now, Jeb, is Ollie as your running mate."

Peter King

If Frank Zappa is squeezing Claudia Cardinale,

it must be the First Day of Zappadan.

Even Roger Simon's bowtie shows signs of

Hillary exhaustion.

Dr. Ben Carson Sez:  "Don't listen to my words; listen 

to what I say."  

[Listening to Ben Carson is 'horrible and stressful',

like being President.]

Don 'Your Job Is to Make Money' Blankenship Goes

on Trial for Being Don Blankenship

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #54

Mike Ditka

American Empire #57

Strangling Justice, One Citizen at a Time

Plate of Redneck Seafood Blamed for Latest 

Precambrian Invasion

Bill O'Reilly is an allegory.  He's an old white male who 

blames less-than-white people for the fact that he is 

dying and will die sooner rather than later.

Will Pope Francis reunite the Eastern and Western churches, 

as some hope, or will he play, as is rumored, a starring 

role in a Terry Gilliam-produced sequel to Brazil?

Chris Harris, a Hooks, Texas School Board Member, Says 

He Apologizes for Dreaming of a White Christmas

Warm Scuzzies #513

Cleveland Police Department

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #604

Kory Watkins

Just think:  if he had been openly carrying an AR-15 and

had been white, Tamir Rice might still be a 12-year-old.

We Are Here to Help You!

Gordon Klingenschmitt Sez:  "I'm not all that white."

[Compared to an albedo of .9 for freshly fallen

snow, perhaps not.]

He stopped believing in mythical animals when the last 

werewolf choked and died while eating the last unicorn.

Dr. Ben Carson Blames Invention of Genuine Hand-

Hammered Wok on Women's Lib Movement of the

1960s

Austin Police Say Larry Steve McQuilliams 

Belonged to Phineas Phreak Priesthood

"I'll cover your lying ass if you'll cover mine."

Q:  What is a two-word refutation for the Theory of

Intelligent Design?

A:  Curt Schilling.

If Hillary Clinton runs for President and is elected, just

think how much the American people will save in

speaking fees.

Warm Scuzzies #512

St. Louis Police Officers Association

Elizabeth Lauten has apologized to Sasha and Malia, but 

she hasn't yet apologized to Barack and Michelle for 

saying they "don't respect their positions very much, 

or the nation for that matter."  And while she's at it,

 perhaps she should apologize for being such a

 dumb blonde.

David Ben-Gurion

Jackass Ben-Howe

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #60

Ezra Levant

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #14

An Aberrant Life-Form

Darren Wilson Sez:  "Greater love hath no man than this, 

that I lay down my job for my friends."

[Having said this, he then ascended up his own fundament.]