Warm Scuzzies #1,176

Skeet Jones

Hard-Line Archbishop Bans Pro-Choice Pelosi from Communion

Have you seen Trump's new Clenched Fist Hoist?

Jon Voight Lets His Inner 83-Year-Old-Midnight-Cowboy

Do the Talking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #995

Edward Durr

Senator Cassidy Momentarily Forgets African-Americans

Constitutes One-Third of Louisiana's Population

It's All About the Genitals

Saint Sebastian Gorka

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #994

Jacky Eubanks

"Who's that?"

"It's Rick Scott distancing himself from his tax hike plan."

Claudius Ptolemy Sez:  "Your cosmology is

 not worth a fig, Newton!"

Christopher Key will tell you there are never enough guns.

Please do not confuse Cataholic with Catholic.  Thank you.

Florida's Most Invasive Species

Rachel Campos-Duffy was saying, “The story of Hunter

 Biden is so corrupt, it’s so grotesque, it’s so disgusting," 

when, suddenly, her head exploded.  She had 

suffered a fear and loathing overload.

Elon Musk, Chaos Monkey

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #161

Hardy Carroll Lloyd

 When you look at Matt Gaetz, what is the first thing that 

comes to mind?  It's certainly not 'hard-working American'.

"Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers. 

There will be blood."

Weird Caturday

Warm Scuzzies #1,175

Salvatore J. Cordileone

Ginni Thomas Diversifies

Sorry, buddy, but, like Nancy Pelosi, you have been 

banned from receiving Holy Communion.

Warm Scuzzies 1,174

Larry Ellison

Like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Orin Scrivello has

presidential ambitions.

Elongate Scandal

Horticulture Today

Grizzly Joe looks better on acid.

Jehovah's Waitress

Ben Shapiro On Suicide Watch After Learning AOC

Is Engaged to Riley Roberts

Just Another One of Those Damn Coincidences

Great Replacement Theory (Explained)

Sigal Chattah, Jim Marchant, and Michele Fiore

are recent recruits in the Kamikaze Highlanders.

Doug Mastriano Sez:  “Domestically, life was bleak 

with a rampant drug culture, hedonism and a plethora 

of ‘alternate’ religions dominating the American youth.  

We were a people without vision or direction."

Whenever he wants to show the crowd what a

strongman he is, Doug Mastriano makes fisties.

Madison Cawthorn Sez:   "It’s time for the rise of the new right, 

it’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command."

Madison Cawthorn's Goodbye Selfie

Tearjerker

Dinesh D'Souza hopes at least 2000 fools will pay to

watch his movie.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #993

Catherine Glenn Foster

Doctor Doctor, Gimme the News

Yellow Brick Road for Old-Timers

Dr. Oz Sez:  "I want to thank Sean Hannity. Sean is 

like a brother to me.  He understands how to make 

a difference and he's been doing that this entire 

campaign, much of it behind the scenes, 

giving me advice in late night conversations."

Payton Gendron "had been radicalized to believe

 that white people’s survival depended on eliminating

 people of color, whom he called 'replacers'.  He planned 

to try to shoot victims twice in the head to minimize 

their pain."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #160

Larry Edward Foxworth

Couch Potato Reacts to Elise Stefanik's Proposal to 

Unimpeach Trump

Dubya Sez:  “The result is an absence of checks and balances

 in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly

 unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq.  I mean, of Ukraine.”

Heil Orban, y'all!

If what Jenna Ellis says were true, what woman would 

want to live in a Judeo-Christian nation?

Is Trump paranoid?  Google it.