In another eye-opening remark, Speaker Ryan

pointed out that the weather has been awfully

warm lately.

Jim Jordan Blames 'Deviated Septum' for Failure to

Smell Cesspool

OG Mikey Pompeo

The Subversive Seven Panned by Russian Critics

Trump Sez: "But we signed a wonderful paper saying 

North Korea is going to denuclearize their whole 

thing. It's going to all happen."

Somewhere Beneath the Valley of the

Ultra-Maniacs

Oh, well, the most important musical instrument is the

mouth anyways.  Or so Trump said in Montana.

“What the hell was that, by the way, thousand pints of Lite? 

What did that mean? Does anyone know? Has anyone 

ever figured that one out? And it was put out by a 

Republican, wasn’t it?”

And where did The Subversive Seven spend the 4th 

of July?  In the United States, celebrating

American independence? No, in Moscow,

coddling the Russians and Vladimir Putin.

Q: Who spent Independence Day in Russia sucking

 up to Vladimir Putin?

A:  The Subversive Seven

Bill Shine, Veteran of Fox News Sex Scandals, 

Becomes Key Player in Trump's Game of

Golden Throne Sniffers

Scott Pruitt wore only one hat in the Trump Administration,

but he wore it well.

Andrew Wheeler was a lobbyist for Murray Energy

Corporation, the largest coal mining company in the 

country.  He was a legislative aide to Senator James 

Inhofe (R-OK), the 83-year-old climate change denier.  

If you are the environment, Wheeler is not here to 

protect you; he is not your friend.

With the resignation of Scott Pruitt, will

the bottom drop out of the used Trump

Hotel mattress market?

Scott Pruitt Added to List of EPA Superfund Sites

The Okie from Okefenokee Loses Laura

Trump's Supreme Court Justice Pageant, 2018

[Women's Division]

 Remember when Trump said, "China is raping our 

country'? We took that to mean Trump thought raping

our country was bad. Apparently, this is not the case.

Nice Kitties

Is Roger Stone now shilling for Arby's?

Is this what Megan McArdle means by

'muscular patriotism'?

"If I ever ask, 'Did you vote for Trump?' say No even if 

you're lying.  I'm disillusioned enough already."

In his role as Trump's John Dean, Michael Cohen 

sees himself more as James Dean.

Adventures in Aestheticism #61

As is said, you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Also, Deleter of Embarrassing Tweets

Warm Scuzzies #817

University Preparatory Charter School for

Young Men

Secretary Pompeo Enunciates New 'Marshmallow Doctrine'

Vis-à-Vis North Korea

Flag Desecration #109

Happy Independence Day!

Opens July 16 in Helsinki

Kentucky Necrophiliac Loves Dead Giraffes

Even if Trump and the Trump Administration 

continue to slice and dice the Constitution, 

we can still celebrate July 4th as the day 

whales on stilts gained their independence.

Words of Wisdom from the Happy Hoosier

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #118

Bryan Dean Wright

"I'm not capitalizing my words randomly. 

I capitalize words 'only for emphasis' 

because I want to invade Venezuela."

Trump Realizes Mad Alchemist's Dream, Creates a

Formula for Turning Gold into Base Metal

If tariffs had a face, it would look like this.

The entire team knew what was going on, except the

man in charge, Coach Jordan.

When they left their home in Judea and fled to Egypt, 

Joseph and Mary had not figured on falling into the

clutches of ICE.

Trump Heads for the Slippery Slopes

"I know hallucinations.  I have the best hallucinations."

A Peek Inside Kim Jong-un's Private Art Gallery

Trump Turns Necessities into Virtues, 

Virtues into Vices, and 

Vices into Cash

The Frequency of The Untillerson's Trips to North Korea 

Starting to Rival the Frequency of Trump's Trips to the 

Golf Course

Adventures in Aestheticism #60

Kentucky Governor's Voice Drowned Out by

Trump's Body Language

Famous for Its Incoherent Story Line

Tess Thompson Talleywhacker, 

Fearless Giraffe Hunter

When you here someone say, "vapid Emersonian effusion," 

you know it's Ross Douthat talking. Good Lord, how 

ephebic can you get?!