Rick Santorum and His Terrible Swift Sword
Saturday, January 07, 2012
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Constitution,
Rick Santorum,
Songs
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Abortion,
Hypocrisy,
Rick Santorum
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Prayer,
Presidential Race,
Rick Perry,
South Carolina
Representative Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) has been named
one of the 'Sultriest Members of Congress'. 'Sultry' is an
adjective meaning 'hot and humid'. Synonyms of 'sultry'
include 'stuffy', 'muggy', and 'stifling'.
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Marsha Blackburn,
Republican Party,
Sex,
Tennessee,
Weather
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Republican Party,
Scott Walker,
Sex,
Warm Scuzzies,
Wisconsin
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Mitt Romney,
New Hampshire,
Newt Gingrich
Friday, January 06, 2012
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California,
Talk Radio,
World's Worst Yobs
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Jon Huntsman Jr.,
Massachusetts,
Newspapers
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Barack Obama,
John McCain,
Mitt Romney,
New Hampshire
People could no longer utter his name without laughing,
so he decided to change it from 'Rick Santorum'
to 'Double Entendre'.
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Fellatio,
Ice Cream,
Names,
Rick Santorum
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CIA,
George H. W. Bush,
Oxymorons for Our Time,
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"I see from your financial disclosure forms, Rick, that
you're now a millionaire by virtue of having become
a stealth lobbyist since you left the Senate. You must
have a degree from the same School of Quid Pro Quo
Newt Gingrich does."
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Lobbyists,
Newt Gingrich,
Rick Santorum
Thursday, January 05, 2012
"Wow, that must be a really old Nutty Buddy!
They stopped putting Don Surber pins in
them shortly after they quit putting Smilin'
Jack pins in boxes of Kellog's Pep."
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Blogs,
Cereals,
Comics,
Don Surber,
Movies,
West Virginia
"Get this: they were bra size 1222B! I tell you, I can feel
those Guinness-world-record bazongas right now!"
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Brassieres,
Breasts,
Rick Santorum,
World Records
God (god), n. 1. A being so omnipotent, omniscient,
and omnipresent that, one day, in a fit of pique,
it proved it didn't exist.
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Dictionaries,
God,
Monty Python,
Philosophy,
Religion
Fearguth's Rules of Order #50
When you meet a monkey on the road, don't assume it has
dandruff. It could be just a chilly primate in need of a
ride.
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Dandruff,
Fearguth's Rules of Order,
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Monkeys
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Automobiles,
Frankenstein,
Impersonation,
Mitt Romney,
Movies
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Insanity,
Kazakhstan,
Movies,
Rick Santorum
When Governor Perry tweeted, "Here we come South
Carolina!!!", Texas replied, "Stay there, Governor! We
don't need you, and, besides, that's where secessionists
belong!!!"
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Governors,
Rick Perry,
Secession,
South Carolina,
Texas
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Campaign Finance,
New Hampshire,
Rick Santorum
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Ice Cream,
New Hampshire,
Rick Santorum
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Cartoon Network,
Cartoons,
Horror,
Newt Gingrich
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Defense Department,
Diets,
Obesity,
Oprah Winfrey,
U. S. Military
Little by little, inch by inch, the muck
from Scott Walker's political past
keeps rising. Before long, he's going
to need fins, mask, and a snorkel.
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Corruption,
Scott Walker,
Swimming,
Wisconsin
"I am getting to know Mitt Romney."
"I think you’ll find the only difference between Mitt
Romney and most other people is that he has a
lot more money and it's taxed at a lower rate than
what a busdriver pays."
"I suppose that's why Mitt is refusing to release
his tax returns."
"Your supposition is correct."
"But that doesn't seem right or fair."
"Rightness or fairness has nothing to do with it.
It's all legal and that's all that matters to
Mitt Romney."
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Mitt Romney,
Rich,
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Wealth
Movement Conservatives Meet Near Brenham, Texas,
to Vote on Their Favorite Blue Bell Flavor of the Month:
Mocha Almond Fudge, Tin Roof, or Caramel
Kettle Crunch
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GOP,
Ice Cream,
Presidential Race,
Texas
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
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Cliches,
New York Times,
Ross Douthat
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Iran,
Nuclear Power Plants,
Nuclear Weapons
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Michele Bachmann,
Presidential Race
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Elections 2012,
Iowa,
Mitt Romney,
Rick Santorum
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New Hampshire,
Newt Gingrich,
Newts
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GOP,
John McCain,
Mitt Romney,
Presidential Race
With the price of Starbuck's going up, Ray Lengend's
career as the 'Frappucino Firebomber' was cut short.
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Coffee,
Fire,
New York City,
Starbucks
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Iowa,
Presidential Race,
Rick Perry
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
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Clothing,
Fashion,
New York Times,
Rick Santorum
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Invective,
Rick Santorum,
Ron Paul
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Aircraft,
Defense Department,
Leon Panetta
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