Over the past four months, Tom Price has taken 26 trips on 

private jets at a cost of over $400,000.  Price is a fiscal hawk,

in other words.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #113

Chris Behney

Not Dead Yet But Not Getting Any Better

Cesar De Leon, Brownsville City Commissioner, Apologizes

for Getting Caught on Tape Being a Racist Asshole

Trump Names Palin Ambassador to Nambia Pambia

World's Worst Yoobs #188

Helen Raleigh

"This week only: eight pounds of Sliced Country Jowl

delivered to your door for only $69.95."

Trumpcare

Know Your Pinheads

"Believe it or not, my favorite band is Here Come the

Mummies."

Trump the Dotard

"The thing I don't get here: why wouldn't Trump want to 

get to the bottom of a foreign power trying to influence our

election?"

After a less-than-satisfying headbutt of Tony Abbott, DJ

Astro Labe says he's let his technique get a bit rusty.

When you run into locutions, such as 'deep in the 

fetid bowels of the internet' or 'mayo-loving white

 people with dreads and daddy issues', you know 

you're reading Kurt Schlichter. 'Civil discourse', 

in other words.

Mantises Dancing More, Praying Less

Latest Victim of GOP Gaslighting

"Who's that?"

"It's Jeb Hensarling.  God told him to move to where he'd be

safe from hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, floods, and earthquakes."

Why is it so satisfying to learn that millions of

 Trumpniks were played like a cheap fiddle by 

Commie propagandists during the 2016 election?

You've never felt fear until Lisa De Pasquale goes

medieval on your ass.

Tom Price Sez: "Hey, if I don't take away your health 

care, how am I supposed to pay for my private-jet travel?"

America's Oldest Bachelorette™

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #701

Jeff Mateer

When Sean Spicer said he absolutely lied about the size of

Trump's inauguration crowd, nobody believed him.

MAR (Mutual Assured Erection) Doctrine

Putin Unveils 30-Foot-Tall Statue of Mikhail Kalashnikov, 

Inventor of the World's Most Famous Male Prosthesis

Greedheads Galore #49

Stephen Hemsley

Nikki 'Lockjaw' Haley Defends Trump's Use of Term

 'Rocket Man'

Hard to believe, but it's only 1,140 days until the

2020 Presidential Election.

Warm Scuzzies #743

Jeffrey Mezger

Welcome to Washington, D. C., 

Where It's Always Shark Week

The Mask Obama Wears When Making $400,000 Speeches

 to Wall Streeters

"I don't have any secrets, so why would I need the

Secret Service?"

When he vacationed in Valparaiso, Indiana, Zippy enjoyed

 discussing popcorn hybrids with the statue of Orville 

Redenbacher.

Warm Scuzzies #742

The Justice Network

Trump Troll Triggered

"Look, everybody, I can touch my fingers to my thumbs.

I'm ambidextrous!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #102

Randy Lowry

Trumpinocchio Sez: "We walked all over Florida, we 

walked all over Texas and they're loving Melania."