Profile in Obesity

Picasso's Femmes à la toilette Gives Facebook 

Nudity Algorithm a Stiffy

The only difference between this wouldbe-kidnapper

of Michigan's governor and Sheriff Dar Leaf

is he wears a badge.

Things to Avoid #41

Russiagate Head Fake

"I've already seen that video.  Do you

have The Court Packer?

Trump Inducted Into American 

Superhero Pantheon

Marc Lotter, Trump Flack, Sez:  "Chris Hayes, your job is to 

report facts – not your opinion. That's my job."

What Remains of Trump After All the 

Conspiracy Theories Are Removed

Mask Up and Vote #47

Master Beater

When he heard Trump say he is 'extremely young', 

the world's oldest man said he can blow smoke up 

America's ass better than Trump.

White House Pet Feeling Poorly

Warm Scuzzies #975

Dar Leaf

Some people are stupid but don't look it.

Mark Meadows looks it.

If the Nobel Peace Prize were awarded for presiding 

over an epidemic which has taken the lives of over

210,000 Americans, Trump would win in a walk.

Mask Up and Vote #46

Patient Zero

Mr. Miyagi says, "Man who catch fly with chopstick 

accomplish anything."

 

Facebook censors are the only thing

standing between us and Onion

Fetishism.

Remember this guy?  Two years ago, this 

Trumpnik was up to no good.  Now he's

pleading guilty.

Piers Morgan says Pigly is losing Bigly.

"Yes, Philippe, I'm afraid that's the fly 

which landed on Pence's head."

Trumpnik Snatch-and-Grabbers

Trump Describes Himself As a ‘Perfect Physical Specimen’

"After the Commission on Presidential Debates announced that 

the second presidential debate would be virtual, President 

Trump pulled out of the event, calling it a waste of time."

Pence Giving Kamala Harris

the COVID Eye

Mask Up and Vote #45

Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, 

must've been nearby.

The Fly That Took Up Residence on 

Mike Pence's Hair During the Debate

COVID-19 Vector-in-Chief

Allegories for Our Time #39

Republicans Come Out Swinging

"Republicans are growing increasingly 

concerned about poll numbers that show

 a rising Democratic wave."

Susan Collins is accusing her opponent of “defaming 

my reputation and attacking my integrity.”  That's

not possible.  You can't attack what doesn't

exist.

Stand Up, Sit Down, Call It a Day

Mask Up and Vote #44

When he writes for the Washington Post,

Dr. Strangelove uses 'Hugh Hewitt' as

his nom de plume.

Trump White House Undergoes

Radical Makeover

Stephen Miller testing positive for coronavirus is 

what Hegel called the 'Negation of the Negation'.

"I can't say for sure, Captain, but it would appear that 

Hell has frozen over."

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Thursday, November 23, 2020

Why the Second Coming Has Been Delayed

"What's new, Doctor Fauci?"

It would appear that the coronavirus has taken the whirl

out of Kayleigh McEnany's signature sausage-curl hairdo.

Will the Israelites come to his aid?

Now's the time to visit Nova Scotia.  It's

60° and mostly cloudy right now.

Trump's Obtuseness Is More Infectious

Than COVID-19

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #208

Don't Cry for Me Covita

"There's no way to put a pinpoint on it," 

she said mysteriously.

Shaun Lucas is the kind of cop that gives

law enforcement a bad name.  

Also, Cabelas.

Der Trumpenführer Breathes on White House Balcony