The way to a Trumpnik's brain may be 

through his genitalia.

Dave Daubenmire Sez:  “If Bill Barr said there was no 

widespread voter fraud, thank God, Lord, you’re exposing

 him.  I know it’s the deep state. I know Barr could be

 involved with it. I know the FBI is corrupt. I know the 

CIA is corrupt. I know the media is corrupt.  I understand. 

I see the whole picture.”

The Street Where David Perdue Really Lives

Affix a lump of flesh to a torso and, voila! 

you have David Shafer, head of the 

Georgia GOP.

Warm Scuzzies #990

Anthony Sabatini

'Stupid and Worthless'?  That must be Matt Gaetz.

It's National Cookie Day!

Stone claims to have 'absolute incontrovertible evidence'

of North Korea's export of ballots to the U. S.

Apparently, Kim Jong-un's love affair with

Trump is kaput.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #847

Mellissa Carone

Peter King is nearing the end of his 14th

(and final) term in the House of 

Representatives.  He will be missed,

in a good sort of way.

Dan Crenshaw Sez:   "Lin Wood is a Democrat that wants 

Republicans to self-destruct. Just because he wears a MAGA 

hat does not mean he shares a single value with you. He just 

wants your donations for his legal fees. He's a grifter."

Trump is considering giving 'Get Out of Jail Free Cards' 

to as many as 20 associates before leaving office.

Pippy the Zenhead

Zombies Eat Brains

Trumpniks Are Safe

Is Lou Dobbs on fire, or is it just his pants?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!

It's 1957 All Over Again!

It Happened One Day at

Electoral Supercuts

Buy One, Get One Free!

This is not the way to convince a skeptical cat 

that Santa Claus really exists.

In 2024, Trump will be only 78, transitioning

from his First Childhood to his Second

Childhood.

Monkey See

Monkey Do

Monkey Poo

Mr. Goggles is wondering if the COVID-19

vaccine will arrive in time for his next

group grope.

If you're a monkey, 'going bananas' is heaven.

When Mona Lisa Heard Mike Flynn 

Endorse a Military Coup

Warm Scuzzies #989

Tim Curry

Now a Major Motion Picture!

The only thing scarier than a full-page ad in the Washington 

Times, the Moonie newspaper, is a Perfect Smile infomercial.

"Our country is headed to civil war," says Wood.  

"Communist China is leading the nefarious

effort to take away our freedom," he adds.

I Felt the Earth Move Under My Feet

"O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches."

Depending on your point of view, this is either

Bad Santa or Good Santa.

This man had three strikes against him before he

suggested Chris Krebs should be "taken out at dawn

and shot."  First, he's a lawyer.  Second, he's a Trumpnik.  

Third, he's Joe diGenova.

Edison County is Michigan's #1 exporter

of Covfefe.

Yes, 80,232,576 Americans have voted

to 'overthrow' the Trump presidency.

Rage on, Mr. Dobbs!

Sadly, 267,000 Americans who have died from COVID-19

won't be able to share in celebrating Atlas's exodus from

the Trump Administration.

When Snowmen Become Peckish

F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, "There are no

second acts in American lives."  But he never 

met Orange Julius Caesar.

Meanwhile, an Oregon mink farm has reported a

COVID-19 outbreak.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #846

Michael Burkes

Americans Tired of Being Sensible

The Rhino Whisperer

Santatized!

"NO WAY WE LOST THE ELECTION!"

We Will Exterminate You

There's nothing quite so superfluous as

leftover turkey.

It's Hard to Get Into the Supreme Court

As W. C. Fields said, "Never give a sucker

an even break."

Amazing Colossal Man Knows What It's Like to

Feel Trump's Pain

GOPer's Wet Dream