Mitch McConnell's Louisville Home Vandalized

by Bad Speller

Violence in the streets?  Louie Gohmert is ready to rumble.

Mortified Pachyderm

Leave it to Ted Cruz to desecrate the Texas flag.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #51

Ivanka Trump Inventing the COVID-19 Vaccine

Has Lin Wood started believing he's Napoleon Dynamite yet?

Jenna Ellis Sez:  “To be clear: I do not support the statements 

from Attorney Lin Wood. I support the rule of law and the U.S. 

Constitution.”  

Angry Bird Lost in Space

Lonely Louie's East Texas Nights

Lin Wood Becomes So Radioactive

He Glows in the Dark

Would someone please tell this nimrod from Missouri

that the Senate already has one Ted Cruz and doesn't

need two?

It was Vanilla ISIS, not Vanilla Ice, that skipped

Trump's New Year's Eve party.

There are five fake boobs in this picture.  Can you

spot them?

Cat Hair Solution

How God Will Certify Donald Trump's Defeat in the 

2020 Presidential Election

January 1, 2021

Bragging Rites

Adventures in Aestheticism #259

Some say socialism has been rising 

since the Day of Pentecost in 30 A.D.

As the Bible says, "All that believed 

were together, and had all things in 

common."

Nancy Looks Ahead Into the New Year

Jeffrey Epstein is alive and living in

Lin Wood's head.

Pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood is now claiming Supreme 

Court Chief Justice John Roberts was somehow involved 

in Justice Antonin Scalia’s death and part of a child-sex cult.

The Incredible Shrinking MAGA Man

Florida Governor Reacts to Sniffing His Own Upper Lip

When she removes her COVID mask, most people 

don't recognize Mona Lisa.

Forensic Artist Renders Drawing of

Zombie Benedict Arnold

The Nashville bomber may have subscribed to the conspiracy 

theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures are 

actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

Trump is such a show-off!

What to Drink While You Wait for

Operation Warp Speed

And they haven't even installed the 

razor wire yet.

Have you seen Josh Hawley's new hat?

The Improbable Burger I eat immediately.  

The Impossible Burger takes a little longer.

What really happened over at the Van Gogh place 

wasn't nearly as romantic as the legend has it.  

You see, a pandemic was underway and Vincent

decided to cut his own hair.

Michelle Malkin Sez: "Dan Crenshaw is a globalist 

John McCain in an eyepatch who loves to party hardy 

while our country burns."  Don't you just love it 

when wingnuts talk dirty to each other?

"Sarcastically eviscerating the leftist arguments and lies 

like a political fruit ninja:"  thus spake one happy

reader of Kurt Schlichter's book.  What more need

be said.

Guess who the 'Most Admired Man' of 2020 admires most.

Twilight of the Trump Temper Tantrum

Geraldo Rivera Pleads With Trump to ‘Reject the Crackpots’ 

and Exit With ‘Dignity and Grace’

Vaccine Distribution Is The States’ Problem, Not Mine!

Because the chicken had always said it would 

cross that road when it came to it.  Or was it 

that bridge?  The chicken could never remember.

An International Favorite Since 1954

Kentucky Fried Famine

Marco Rubio Continues His Transformation Into

(Gasp!) The Mask

Young Prospector Sets His Sights on the Mother Lode

Ugly Mug Mugshot Mug

Epoch means 'a period of time'.  So The Epoch Times

means 'The Period of Time Times'.  Typical

rightwing genius.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #124

Josh Hawley

Trumpert Rubberface Bails

Fishing for Fur-Bearing Trout at the Last Gasp Resort

Energeezer Bunny Can No Longer Hold a Charge