Where's Fearguth? If you can spot him in this group portrait

of the August meeting of the Dallas County Lepidopterist

Society, you have better eyesight than most butterflies do.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice doesn't look down at

her inferiors. No, she only looks up to her superiors, like

President Bush and

Man Suffering From Patriotic Pigmentosis

Optimists say Jean Claude Gaudin's head is half full.

Pessimists say it is half empty.

What would you say?

Together, John and Joe concocted many fairy tales.

They weren't called the Brothers Grim for nothing.

Wildlife Tip #4
Where Butterflies Go When They Migrate

Kinney Shoes Right Before the Company Folded

Black Prince

White Prince

Iran Begins Deployment of Its Ballistic Missile Shield

Live from Caesar's Palace, it's Bobby Flay's

Throwdown! This week, Bobby challenges

Masahara Morimoto to see who can build the

world's biggest green salad from a can of potted

meat, a loaf of day-old bread, and a lock of Alton

Brown's hair.

Headless Gymnast Surprise Winner of

USA Jump Rope Competition

Why There Are Atheists

Say what you will about Ann Coulter's brain. But there

is only one word that accurately describes the design

of her body, and that word is: 'unintelligent'.

"On this, Ann Coulter and I agree: women are so stupid

they shouldn't be allowed to vote."

"Mr. Hannity, a prominent blogger for Pajamas Media says you

and your ilk are 'a bunch of bedwetting, loudmouth, corrupt,

hypocritical, and incompetent boobs with a mean streak a mile

long and no sense of fair play or proportion.' Would you care

to comment on that?"

“Why do we wear flag pins on our lapels?" Sean Hannity asks.

"Because our country is under attack!”

So, where's his?

"Oh yes, I'm the Great Reneger

Just laughing and gay like a clown."

"Yes, I am a Dog of War. But, quite frankly,

I would prefer to stay on my leash."

GOP Denies RNC Logo Modelled On

Idaho Senator Larry 'Wide Stance' Craig

Ismail Haniyeh Doing His Playboy Rabbit Shadow Show

Here's how Grover Norquist posed shortly before 
he drowned in the bathtub along with his dream of 
small government during the Bush Administration.

Museum Patron Admiring Artwork Entitled,

'Bush, Congress Hit New Lows in AP Poll'

Air Guitarist Stryker Strecker

Air Press Secretary Dana Perino

NBRA Annual Convention to Be Held in Alan Keyes' Kitchen

Pallbearers Carrying Casket of Marine to Be

Buried in the Tomb of the Invisible Soldier

As far as she could see, everything was coming up daisies.

"Beg pardon, Helen. We don't torture people.

We just torture truth."

Dipstick

Dipshit

Jeri Kehn and Her Trophy Husband

Burma's Military Junta Cites Legal Opinions of

Alberto Gonzales to Justify Crackdown on Protesters

"I hear there are all kinds of nuts in Iran, Mr. President.

So just give the order, and I'll be the first to crack'em!"

"Maybe someday," Spider-Man thought, "I won't have to

wear this ridiculous costume and hyphenate my name.

One can only hope."

Senator Pete Domenici Announces Retirement,

Agrees to Become New Mexico's 11th National Monument

As an oldtimer of a previous generation would have said

had he seen this picture of Gordon Brown picking his

nose, "That slicker musta got aholt of a sheep's leg!"

"Oh yes, arguments have been advanced for millennia 
attempting to persuade us to get up off our butts and 
do something useful.  But the counterarguments in favor 
of sitting around all day and shooting the shit have always 
been much more persuasive."

A Mud Fence

Uglier Than a Mud Fence

If Ann Coulter Were a Cat

If Rush Limbaugh Were a Dog

Despite strong objections from the native rodents,

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is calling for

the exile of Rush Limbaugh to Rat Island.

Blackwater Valet Services says,

"Come Park with Us!"

It was becoming increasingly obvious that modern Mexico's

attempt to build a giant pyramid out of marijuana blocks

reflected a basic misunderstanding of ancient Egypt's

architectural ideas.

Good Spellers Finally Get Justice; Knicks Coach

Nicked for $11.6 Million for Misspelling Isaiah