As a young man, Richard Nixon was encouraged to

get on the stick.  And so he did.

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

Refugee from Barbra Streisand's Beauty Salon Period 

Refuses to "Suck It Up and Support It"

Now that the shoe is on the other foot, the Trump/Hannity

Axis of Four-Flushers is not liking it even a little bit.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?"

The Loneliness of the Solitary Duffer

Just goes to show you'd better pick up the tempo.

"Mexico would fold like an umbrella."

Fig Leaf Courtesy of William Barr

When it comes to Mark Zuckerberg, Peggy Noonan

is at least half-lit.

Trump Doing His Baron Werner Ünderbheit

Impression

As you can see, Trump is not transparent but John Bolton

is thought to be invisible.

'Irish homeowners warned after figures show 

nearly 40% rise in cockroach infestations 

this year'

The thought of putting a woman in jail for

exercising her consitutional right to have

an abortion really gives Micah Cavanaugh

and Ron Wright the jollies.

People say, "They are dismantling the sleeping middle 

class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are 

their cattle. We are being bred for slavery."

When asked, "Should women who have

abortions go to jail?" Ron Wright (R-TX)

replied, "Absolutely!"  How's that for

star-spangled banter!

Warm Scuzzies #875

Mark Stevens

At 93, the British soldier's memory was still intact.

James Panero Compares Tucker Carlson's Penis Size in 

Terms of the Imperial System Vs. the Metric System

"Who knows what evil lurks in the

heart of Mitch?  The Shadow knows.

MWAA HAAA HAAA!"

What's the penalty for disgracing yourself, your 

office, and your state in the eyes of the entire nation?  

A promotion into the governor's office as deputy

 director at a salary of $205,000 a year.

Mike Huckabee, the Human Faceplant

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #188

Melania Vs. The Flying Saucers

Oxymorons for Our Time #201

Reform, Alabama

The first casualty of Trump's quest for fame, riches, 

and power was truth. Unlike Harvey Hunnicut, the

 used-car salesman in the Twilight Zone episode, 'The

 Whole Truth', who was doomed to always tell the truth, 

Trump has obviously been doomed to always lie. He

 couldn't tell the truth even if he wanted to.

You'll know when you're approaching

the U. S. border with Mexico when

you begin to feel beach sand between

your toes and aromatic sea air in

your nose.

The main difference between these two is one has

hair on the top of his head and the other has hair

on the bottom.

One of these is a Dickhead, the other is a Queen.

Help Me Ronna

Help, Help Me Ronna

Mnuchin the Moocher

Greg Abbott needed something to do after

the Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy fizzled.

What Trump's children didn't know was that

their hosts at Buckingham Palace were the

hired help, wearing Royal Family masks.

Trump Puts on Bowler Hat, Starts Talking Like a Drunk

 Winston Churchill

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #153

Mike Hill

"Bring on the line."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #152

Mark Chambers

Which butler wore it better?

The poster boy for far-right whites is easily confused with

the South African leader responsible for sentencing Nelson

Mandela to life in prison.

Potty Justice

London Protests Hidden from Trump Like

the USS John McCain in Japan

Potty-Mouth Toilet Tweeter Shows Up in London

Where's your mouth been, Mr Barr?

Adventures in Aestheticism #192

Trump Does His 'Sleepy Joe' Biden

Impression During the Queen's

State Banquet Address

British-American relations suffered a

setback today when Trump was mistaken

for a butler at Buckingham Palace.

George Nader was convicted 28 years ago of

transporting child pornography, but somehow

ended up on Trump's transition team. This is

the intermediary who arranged a meeting 

between Erik Prince and a Russian in the

Seychelles.

A mosaic unearthed at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii

only looks like Wilbur Ross.  He's old, but not THAT old.

On National Pray for Trump Day, Ivanka 

gets cheesed.

Not Quite the Supreme Sacrifice,

But Close

Jared Kushner Gets 

Stuck in a Rut,

Stuck in a Rut,

Stuck in a Rut