Think of it:  for only 850,000 trillion dollar coins,

the United States could have built its very own 

Death Star.

If you are planning a visit, please be advised

that "Concealed guns and other weapons are 

allowed for people with a valid permit."

Warm Scuzzies #357

Stingray Cafe

Governor Ronald Reagan Sez:  "There is no

 reason why on the street today a citizen should 

be carrying loaded weapons.  Guns are a 

ridiculous way to solve problems that have

 to be solved among people of good will.” 

[Ah, the 1960s, the good ol' days!]

On Gun Appreciation Day (January 19), 

will we be celebrating the fact that since

December 14, 2012 (the day of the New-

town massacre), another 734 Americans

 (through January 9, 2013) have died from

gunshot wounds?

"To flick, or not to flick, that is the question."

Tim Tebow Sez:  "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani!"

[Most people don't know Tim is bilingual.]

And then the day arrived in America where the only

place you couldn't carry a loaded gun was at a 

gun show.

Bachmann's Jesus Stiffs Staff

Tarantinostein's Monster

Larry Ward Sez: "If African Americans had been given 

the right to keep and bear arms from day one of the 

country's founding, perhaps slavery might not have

 been a chapter in our history."  

[One big fact stands in the path of this historical hypothetical:  

slavery had been a chapter in 'our history' for over 150 years 

before 'our country' was founded.]

There are four law professors in the United States who 

should be laughed off the North American continent:  

Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, William Jacobson, 

and John Yoo.  But, due to the longstanding tradi-

tion of Systematic Moronization, they haven't been.

Attorney General Cuccinelli Embraces Civil

Disobedience, Goes to Jail in Fight Against

Contraception Mandate

American Schutzstaffel #11

"Yes, I understand my membership in the NRA includes 

a $2,500 insurance policy to protect against theft, 

accidental loss, or damage to my rocket-propelled 

grenade launcher."

If Donald Trump Were Italian

Who Ian Anderson Had in Mind When He 

Composed 'Thick as a Brick'

James Yeager Sez:  "I'm not fucking putting up with 

this. I am not letting my country be ruled by a dictator.

 I'm not letting anybody take my guns. If it goes one 

inch further, I'm gonna start killing people."

[James must be 'a good guy with a gun' who will stop

'a bad buy with a gun'.]

Remember when the Hansons and the Palins were

all smiles at the wedding of Track and Britta?  

That was in May, 2011.  Three months later,

the newlyweds had a daughter, and then,

in December 2012, Track filed for divorce.

Ah, the stuff of which reality shows are

made of.

Dragonfly Stunned to Learn

'Doomsday Asteroid' Even

Bigger than Thought

Graphologists are saying that Jack Lew's signature is

 actually just a string of zeroes which seems appropriate

 for a Secretary of the Treasury of the United States 

these days.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #456

James Tracy

Warm Scuzzies #356

Taco Cid

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #455

Bill Zedler

Alex Jones Goes Full-Auto Batshit Crazy on CNN,

Flies Up Piers Morgan's Fundament

Larry Klayman Escapes from Bedlam, Starts Calling

in Arabic for a New American Revolution

On Chick-fil-A® Appreciation Day, you ate a chicken 

sandwich.  On Gun Appreciation Day (scheduled for 

January 19), you ______________.

Krugman Endorses Plan to Mint Trillion Dollar 

Platinum Coins as Alternative to Recurrent Debt

Ceiling Crises and Government Shutdowns

'Young Reformers Rule the Senate', The Politico 

headline declares.  The 'young reformers' are Jeff 

Merkley (D-OR) and Tom Udall (D-NM).  Merkley 

is 56, Udall is 64.  To call them 'young reformers' 

is like calling an income of $250,000 a year 

'middle-class'.

"I don’t think what Washington needs is more compromise.

I think what Washington needs is more Ted Cruz."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #454

Matt Salmon

Steve Palazzo, Mississippicrite