I Was In a Negativity Play As a Kid

Knit Wit

"I was completely inside the whale," 

said Jonah the Lobster Diver.

On Caturday, Chairman Meow said, "Political power 

grows out of a bag of Friskies."

So Red, So White, So Blue! If you meet her on the

 street, should you recite the Pledge of Allegiance or 

sing the Star-Spangled Banner?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #144

Wade Anton

Should Barr be barred or disbarred?

Samuel Johnson defined 'patriotism' as 

'the last resort of the scoundrel'.  Ambrose

Bierce disagreed, saying, "I beg to submit 

it is the first."

All humans are animals, but, fortunately,

not all animals are humans.

He Sure Does

Adventures in Aestheticism #261

Trumpnik Believed to Be More Ambitious

Than Godzilla

Joe Manchin was the perfect blend of political 

mediocrity: always moderate, mildly middle-

of-the-road, cautiously centrist, basically 

bipartisan, proudly independent, mostly main-

stream, frequently undecided, a tried-and-true 

swing voter.  No doubt about it, there wasn't a 

solid political bone in his body.

We're accustomed to things that 'loom large'.  

Do these things ever 'loom small'?

Joy Villa's Glamour Shot

"What's he doing?"

"He's forecasting the 2022 midterms."

Pull them little strings and he'll 

kiss your nether bifurcation.

He says his greatest pleasure in life is clicking 

on the Thumb's Down button on YouTube.

Bogey knew that things were never so 

bad that Jeff Bezos couldn't

make them worse.

So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

You've heard of 'false equivalence'.  There's

also 'true equivalence'.

Has Louis DeJoy reached Turd Immunity yet?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #892

Sherri Tenpenny

Not to Be Confused with Jeff Bezos's 

Maiden Flight Aboard New Shepherd

Francis the Talking Mule and Donald O'Connor

remind us it's National Best Friends Day.

Sounds like same-sex marriage may be more popular 

than mixed-sex marriage.

Russian Scientists Revive 24,000-Year-Old Worm

Is QAnon proof that flying saucers

have landed?

Adventures in Aestheticism #260

Sloth Moves Too Slowly, Ends Up Last on the

List of Seven Deadly Sins

In case you didn't know, Sluggo voted for

Sleepy Joe.

It Had Been a Smooth Ride for Boston Police

Commissioner Dennis White Until . . .

Can China withstand DeSantis's attack?

Hippopotatomus

When someone called him a 'notorious postmodern 

neo-Marxist leftist relativist', it took his breath away.

"I won the election, but they cheated.  

By the way, Facebook and Zuckerberg with 

the $500 million dollars worth of phony 

lock boxes that he put on.  Some of them

had 96% of Biden votes in them, 96%.  They

were like just dumping ballots.  It was

a phony deal."

You may be a relative unknown in your generation, 

but at least you don't have Stormy Daniels saying that 

you're not 'mentally all there' on national television.

Arizona Election Auditors Take a Moment to Pose

for the Camera

Republican Tater Tot War Erupts in Idaho

ICE Nazi (Rear View)

Invisible Artist Tries Unsuccessfully to Sell Visible Sculpture,

Visible Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture for $18,000

Milo Yiannopoulos Explains Why He Is No Longer Hounded

Let's Keep Things in Perspective

Was Trump wearing Pull-Ups® Training Pants last night

in North Carolina?

Joe Manchin Vows to Vote Against

For the People Act, Wins Walmart

Sushi Prize

Remember Tomorrowland?  Well, this is

Yesterdayland.

Yes, it's 'weapons-grade lunacy', but the weapon is 

a peashooter.