Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #414

Friar Benedict Groeschel

Grand Old Prevaricator

In a radio interview with Hugh Hewitt, Paul Ryan claimed to

 have run a marathon in under three hours.  In his words:  

"Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something."

When Runner's World asked for proof, Ryan cited the 

Grandma's Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota in 1990.

According to the official results for that race, Paul

Ryan's time was 4 hours, 1 minute, and 25 seconds. 

It would appear that our Marathon Man is just

another face of Lyin' Ryan.

"Man Calls Police After Prostitute Asks for More Cash"

"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 

interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of 

brown liquid."

The Man with No Name Conversing with 

The Chair with No Man

"How do you like my new crazy look?"

Ex Officio Supreme Court Justice Says Obamacare 

Is Still Unconstitutional

I Remember Dubya #56

Sister Romney Makes the Sign of Dubya 

at the Republican National Convention

Warm Scuzzies #320

Don H. Dwyer, Jr.

Somewhere along the Appalachian Trail, the

Happy Hiker announced his engagement to

an Argentine Firecracker.