Saturday, October 27, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #747
Mark Finchem
Louie Gohmert Sez: “President Trump has made clear that this
 basically is an invasion and it needs to be stopped."
Trump Sez:  "My supporters are the smartest people."
Did you know that Karl Rove was born on
Christmas Day and that his middle name
is 'Christian'?  God's pranks are simply
divine.
Why 'Wacko', Mr. Trump?  Why not 'Terrorist'? Or
'Anti-Semite'? Or 'White Nationalist'? Or 'White
Supremacist'? or 'NeoNazi'? Or 'Alt-Rightist'?
Or 'Gunhugger'? Or 'Angry White Male'? 
Or 'Trumpnik'?
Police sources say that Robert Bowers, the white male
 gunman, walked into the Tree of Life synagogue and
 yelled, “All Jews must die!” And then he opened fire.
What Trump Says:  "I'm going to be nice tonight."
What Trumpniks Hear: "It's time to play 'Let's Pretend'."
U. S. Demand for 'Thoughts and Prayers' Now
Exceeding Supply
Remember:  when Trump said, "Knock the crap out of
him!" he was not encouraging violence.
Trump Sez:  "My supporters are the smartest, strongest, 
most hard working and most loyal that we have seen in 
our country's history."

Friday, October 26, 2018

Including Trump Having a Conniption and
Stomping with His Bare Feet Asylum-Seekers
into Rio Grande Mud
Headlines We Like to See #21
'No Return: Megyn Kelly in Exit Talks With NBC'
Isn't it about time for wingnuts to start spouting
about the massive leftist/media conspiracy to frame
Cesar Altieri Sayoc and to discredit Trumpniks?
They need another 'false flag' narrative---stat!
Meet Cesar Altieri Sayoc, MAGAbomber and
Quintessential Trumpnik
Trump Tweets: "Funny how lowly rated CNN, and others, 
can criticize me at will, even blaming me for the current 
spate of Bombs and ridiculously comparing this to September
 11th and the Oklahoma City bombing, yet when I criticize
 them they go wild and scream, 'it's just not Presidential!'"
Wondering What John Kinsman, 
Proudest Boy, Will Look Like
Just Another Angry White Male
Trump's iPhone Turns State's Evidence
What Happened in Arlington, Texas, When Ted Cruz
Showed Up to Rally the Faithful Without the Help of
 That 'Sniveling Coward', Donald Trump

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Cruz Says He Has More Weight to Throw Around Than Beto
New Biography of John Bolton Published
Adventures in Aestheticism #112
"As the president of a trashy TV channel, Max Renn 
(James Woods) is desperate for new programming to
 attract viewers. When he happens upon 'Videodrome', 
a TV show dedicated to gratuitous torture and 
punishment, Max sees a potential hit and broadcasts
 the show on his channel."  James Woods has always 
been (and will always be) Max Renn.
On the Lips But No Tongue
Was Trump grabbing the pussy, or was the
pussy grabbing Trump?  From this angle,
it's hard to tell.
Suspicious Package Mailed to Joel Osteen Found to Contain 
Holy Hand Grenade

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

"Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to 
stand against the Wiles of the Devil." [Ephesians 6:11]

Vintage Alt-Right Warplane Crashes and Burns 
on California Freeway 
My oh my, that didn't take long!
Chant at Trump Ralies Changes from 'Lock Her Up!' 
to 'Blow Her Up!'
When Mr. Hyperbole told this story, the number had swollen
 to 38,000.
All That Is Solid Melts Into Air
Richard Spencer Sez:  "The only language women 
understand is violence."

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

In Case You've Been Worried That Rudy Giuliani
Had Been Abducted by Interstellar Aliens
Warm Scuzzies #840
Jill Dabbs
Rosie the Riveter Puts Sleeper Hold on Trump
Trump to Forgo Presidential Duties and Hold Two Lie-ins
 a Day Until November 6
Pussy Grabbing at 30,000 Feet
White House War Games
For the record, Frederick Hopkins, ardent gunhugger, 
shot seven policemen, two fatally.

Monday, October 22, 2018

Trump Calls Migrant Caravan the
 'Zombie Apocalypse'
Jesus Resisteth the Proud Boys
Trump Sez:  "He's not Lyin' Ted anymore.  
He's beautiful Ted!"

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Brothers Together Say: “Obviously there’s been deception
 and there’s been lies.”
Adventures in Aestheticism #111