Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #747

Mark Finchem

Louie Gohmert Sez: “President Trump has made clear that this

 basically is an invasion and it needs to be stopped."

Trump Sez:  "My supporters are the smartest people."

Did you know that Karl Rove was born on

Christmas Day and that his middle name

is 'Christian'?  God's pranks are simply

divine.

Why 'Wacko', Mr. Trump?  Why not 'Terrorist'? Or

'Anti-Semite'? Or 'White Nationalist'? Or 'White

Supremacist'? or 'NeoNazi'? Or 'Alt-Rightist'?

Or 'Gunhugger'? Or 'Angry White Male'? 

Or 'Trumpnik'?

Police sources say that Robert Bowers, the white male

 gunman, walked into the Tree of Life synagogue and

 yelled, “All Jews must die!” And then he opened fire.

What Trump Says:  "I'm going to be nice tonight."

What Trumpniks Hear: "It's time to play 'Let's Pretend'."

U. S. Demand for 'Thoughts and Prayers' Now

Exceeding Supply

Remember:  when Trump said, "Knock the crap out of

him!" he was not encouraging violence.

Trump Sez:  "My supporters are the smartest, strongest, 

most hard working and most loyal that we have seen in 

our country's history."

Including Trump Having a Conniption and

Stomping with His Bare Feet Asylum-Seekers

into Rio Grande Mud

Headlines We Like to See #21

'No Return: Megyn Kelly in Exit Talks With NBC'

Isn't it about time for wingnuts to start spouting

about the massive leftist/media conspiracy to frame

Cesar Altieri Sayoc and to discredit Trumpniks?

They need another 'false flag' narrative---stat!

Meet Cesar Altieri Sayoc, MAGAbomber and

Quintessential Trumpnik

Trump Tweets: "Funny how lowly rated CNN, and others, 

can criticize me at will, even blaming me for the current 

spate of Bombs and ridiculously comparing this to September

 11th and the Oklahoma City bombing, yet when I criticize

 them they go wild and scream, 'it's just not Presidential!'"

Wondering What John Kinsman, 

Proudest Boy, Will Look Like

Just Another Angry White Male

Trump's iPhone Turns State's Evidence

What Happened in Arlington, Texas, When Ted Cruz

Showed Up to Rally the Faithful Without the Help of

 That 'Sniveling Coward', Donald Trump

Cruz Says He Has More Weight to Throw Around Than Beto

New Biography of John Bolton Published

Adventures in Aestheticism #112

"As the president of a trashy TV channel, Max Renn 

(James Woods) is desperate for new programming to

 attract viewers. When he happens upon 'Videodrome', 

a TV show dedicated to gratuitous torture and 

punishment, Max sees a potential hit and broadcasts

 the show on his channel."  James Woods has always 

been (and will always be) Max Renn.

On the Lips But No Tongue

Was Trump grabbing the pussy, or was the

pussy grabbing Trump?  From this angle,

it's hard to tell.

Suspicious Package Mailed to Joel Osteen Found to Contain 

Holy Hand Grenade

"Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to 

stand against the Wiles of the Devil." [Ephesians 6:11]

Vintage Alt-Right Warplane Crashes and Burns 

on California Freeway 

My oh my, that didn't take long!

Chant at Trump Ralies Changes from 'Lock Her Up!' 

to 'Blow Her Up!'

When Mr. Hyperbole told this story, the number had swollen

 to 38,000.

All That Is Solid Melts Into Air

Richard Spencer Sez:  "The only language women 

understand is violence."

In Case You've Been Worried That Rudy Giuliani

Had Been Abducted by Interstellar Aliens

Warm Scuzzies #840

Jill Dabbs

Rosie the Riveter Puts Sleeper Hold on Trump

Trump to Forgo Presidential Duties and Hold Two Lie-ins

 a Day Until November 6

Pussy Grabbing at 30,000 Feet

White House War Games

For the record, Frederick Hopkins, ardent gunhugger, 

shot seven policemen, two fatally.

Trump Calls Migrant Caravan the

 'Zombie Apocalypse'

Jesus Resisteth the Proud Boys

Trump Sez:  "He's not Lyin' Ted anymore.  

He's beautiful Ted!"

Brothers Together Say: “Obviously there’s been deception

 and there’s been lies.”

Adventures in Aestheticism #111