If you missed the first official Porn and Pancakes event on

December 2, 2006 at Ada Bible Church in Grand Rapids,

Michigan (attended by over 540 men), the next PAP event

is scheduled for the Living Word Church in Ontario,

New York, on February 10, 2007. You can buy your tickets

online for $8, which includes all the pancakes you can

eat and all the porn you can battle.

Will history remember Valerie Plame Wilson as

the pawn that checkmated a king?

One month after Peacey was released in Assisi, Italy,

it was bagged in western Pennsylvania by Dick Cheney.

Come September, Manuel 'Pineapple Face' Noriega,

former dictator of Panama, will be released from a

U. S. prison after serving 17 years of a 30-year sentence.

His lawyer says Noriega plans to submit his resume to

several countries in need of a dictator, including Iraq.

The hardest part of Vladimir Putin's bilateral

talks with India was coping with the cuisine,

which made him gag reflexively.

Rafael Nadal claims sniffing his left armpit gets him

higher than smoking a big spliff.

“Condoms don’t belong in school, and neither does Al Gore,"

says Frosty Hardison. "He’s not a schoolteacher. The
 information that’s being presented in An Inconvenient Truth
is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. The Bible says 
that in the end times everything will burn up, not just get warm.”

How Bipartisanship Works in Boxing

In Soccer

In Politics

Famous Dummy Greets David and Victoria Beckham

Andy Roddick has one of those new cell-phone-enabled

tennis rackets.

"I didn't want to give Ari Fleischer immunity," says Patrick Fitzgerald.

"I did so reluctantly. I was buying a pig in a poke." Pig in a poke?

Doesn't this sound like the Special Prosecutor is anti-Semitic?

Somebody needs to notify Abe Foxman immediately!

Charles Johnson, the proprietor of Little Green Footballs,

lives in the world of black-and-white. So, what does 'green'

mean to him? "Just dollars," he says. "I'm colorblind."

You are looking into the eyes of a Cosmophasis umbratica,

better known as a 'jumping spider'. Oh, don't worry, it only

jumps when something looks into its eyes.

Michele Bachmann, Republican Representative from
Minnesota, Teaching President Bush How Evangelical
Lutherans Suck Face

"Knob job, sir? Two for the price of one, this week

only. But please, no grocery coupons."

Matt Drudge at Work

Matt Drudge at Home

Girl Looking Down the Wrong End of the Barrel

The Brothers Grim

"In that I'm the decision-maker, I had to come up with a way

forward that precluded disaster. So the first step is for all

Americans to raise their hands and make a triangle, like this."

Where's Waldo?

Skater Gets Confused, Admits He Can't Tell

His Partner's Ass from Her Elbow

At last, the good guys in white hats began to

push back against the bad guys in black hats.

The Statue of Liberty's 'Inner M'

The Vice President's 'Inner M'

The President's 'Inner M'

M&M's 'Inner M'

General David Petraeus Confirmed; Will Attempt

to Counter Insurgency in United States Senate

"As my good friend, Joe Lieberman, will attest, it is not true

I tell six lies before breakfast. It's twelve lies before lunch."

Would someone please tell Republican Representative

Michele Bachmann that Gael Monfils is ready when she is?

Donald Rumsfeld has landed a new job as a professional

Coin-Toss Caller. His salary will consist of those coins

that land neither heads nor tails.

CNN's Right-Foot Man, Glenn Beck.

"Bottom line is that we've had enormous successes in Iraq

and we will continue to have enormous successes. By the way,

have I ever shown you the Congressional Medal of Honor I

received for leading the United States to victory in the

Vietnam War?"

BushCult Bloggers Line Up to Sign the NRSC Pledge

The Latest in Haute Couture: the

iPhone Surround Evening Gown

It slowly began to dawn on the duck that it wasn't

the star of Easy Rider II, as had been promised.

"It's called 'pushups', soldier, not 'pushdowns'!"

"Thanks for the invitation, Mr. President, but this is

neither the time nor the place for Indian wrestling."

Republican Representative Michele Bachmann was

still in a dreamy mood today after her thirty seconds

of face time with President Bush following his State

of the Union address last night. Michele says she won't

wash her lips for a week and expects the autograph

she got from the President to sell for big bucks on

eBay someday.

Senator John Warner Finally Bails from the

President's Kamikaze Mission in Iraq

Kids really get a kick out of the new interactive Jello.

Chinese kindergarteners are so lucky. They get to sit

around a campfire in the middle of the classroom.

Everyone was shocked to see that Barney had finally

succumbed to Bush Derangement Syndrome.

If flowers, the sexual organs of plants, mirrored human behavior,

would they give each other, on special occasions, bouquets

of penises and vaginas?

In one of the world's most exotic suicide parlors, you can

sit in a tub and wait while a school of tiny carnivorous

fish gradually eat you from head to toe. This method is

admittedly very slow, but it is said to be faster than

smoking cigarettes.

Fashion Butterflies

Brahma Bull at the Annual Human Taming Festival