Saturday, July 24, 2010

Why do couples start to look like each other?
"Did you know Gabby Hayes had his teeth pulled to
make him look older? I didn't need to do that."
BP Begins Pushback Against Squirrelous
Photoshopping Charges
"Ortho is my doxy, hetero is his. What's yours?"
Devil Ray Encounter of the Third Kind
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #59
Melissa Clouthier and Kathleen McKinley
Mel Gibson Dialoging with Oksana Grigorieva's Beaver
Once upon a time, there were people who could
tell the difference between appearance and
reality. They're all dead now.
"Please forgive us, O Poseidon!"
Mama Grizzly

Mama Grisly
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #188
Sam Crump
World's Worst Yoobs #76
Kyra Phillips
A Milwaukee woman claims she was fleeing from a vampire
when her SUV was swallowed by a sinkhole. "It just wasn't
my day," she says.
Zach Wamp Vigorously Denies His Name Sounds
Goofier Than 'Poopsie Barfchunks'

Friday, July 23, 2010

Organizational Chart Showing the Fornicational
Relationships Between David Vitter, Chet Traylor,
and Their Network of Wives, Lovers, Courtesans,
Harlots, Hookers, Prostitutes, and Concubines
World's Worst Jobs #111
Kenyan Recyclable Materials Scavenger
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #187
Jeffrey Kuhner
"But Dad, do you think the world really
needs two Bucketheads?"
If you're in the mood for a good scare, click on the image.
Oxymorons for Our Time #48
Fiscal Conservative
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #186
Basil Marceaux
Andrew Breitbart Claims He's the Victim
of Snuggie® Warmth

Thursday, July 22, 2010

"Mint jelly? I thought you were bringing the mint jelly!"
"Greetings! I'm Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal
and I have a hard-on for GOLD!"
What Representative Aaron Schock (R-IL) Likes to
Do When He's Not Busy Legislating
Little Known Fact #7
Street acrobats in Lima, Peru, can make
as much as $10 a day.
Rumor Confirmed: Tea Party Caucus Leader
Is Notorious Anthropophagist!
"How do you like my new Bullshit Horn?"
Byron Williams, Graduate of Beck University,
Class of 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

"Call the plumber, dear, I see Breitbart's been here!"
Scientists Find Most Massive Star
Ever Discovered
Sad Sack


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

A Dallas County sheriff's lieutenant, fired for filming
female inmates while they showered, claims he was
merely producing a reality TV version of Psycho.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #185
Ryan Murdough
Bachmann-Chaired 'Tea Party' Caucus
Holds First Meeting
The Unexpurgated Bible #41
"I've decided not to heal you, Glenn, because it's such
a hoot watching you lead other blind people into the

Monday, July 19, 2010

The National Security State's surveillance apparatus
had become so distended that citizens had begun to
spy on themselves and didn't even know it.
Some days he felt like a pecan or a cashew.
Other days he felt like a filbert, an almond,
or a macadamia. No doubt about it: Rand
Paul was totally nuts.