Why do couples start to look like each other?

"Did you know Gabby Hayes had his teeth pulled to

make him look older? I didn't need to do that."

BP Begins Pushback Against Squirrelous

Photoshopping Charges

"Ortho is my doxy, hetero is his. What's yours?"

Devil Ray Encounter of the Third Kind

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #59

Melissa Clouthier and Kathleen McKinley

Mel Gibson Dialoging with Oksana Grigorieva's Beaver

Once upon a time, there were people who could

tell the difference between appearance and

reality. They're all dead now.

"Please forgive us, O Poseidon!"

Mama Grizzly

Mama Grisly

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #188

Sam Crump

World's Worst Yoobs #76

Kyra Phillips

A Milwaukee woman claims she was fleeing from a vampire

when her SUV was swallowed by a sinkhole. "It just wasn't

my day," she says.

Zach Wamp Vigorously Denies His Name Sounds

Goofier Than 'Poopsie Barfchunks'

Organizational Chart Showing the Fornicational

Relationships Between David Vitter, Chet Traylor,

and Their Network of Wives, Lovers, Courtesans,

Harlots, Hookers, Prostitutes, and Concubines

World's Worst Jobs #111

Kenyan Recyclable Materials Scavenger

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #187

Jeffrey Kuhner

"But Dad, do you think the world really

needs two Bucketheads?"

If you're in the mood for a good scare, click on the image.

Oxymorons for Our Time #48

Fiscal Conservative

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #186

Basil Marceaux

Andrew Breitbart Claims He's the Victim

of Snuggie® Warmth

"Mint jelly? I thought you were bringing the mint jelly!"

"Greetings! I'm Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal

and I have a hard-on for GOLD!"

What Representative Aaron Schock (R-IL) Likes to

Do When He's Not Busy Legislating

Little Known Fact #7

Street acrobats in Lima, Peru, can make

as much as $10 a day.

Rumor Confirmed: Tea Party Caucus Leader

Is Notorious Anthropophagist!

"How do you like my new Bullshit Horn?"

Byron Williams, Graduate of Beck University,

Class of 2010

"Call the plumber, dear, I see Breitbart's been here!"

Scientists Find Most Massive Star

Ever Discovered

Sad Sack

Vilsack

A Dallas County sheriff's lieutenant, fired for filming

female inmates while they showered, claims he was
merely producing a reality TV version of Psycho.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #185

Ryan Murdough

Bachmann-Chaired 'Tea Party' Caucus

Holds First Meeting

The Unexpurgated Bible #41

"I've decided not to heal you, Glenn, because it's such

a hoot watching you lead other blind people into the

ditch."

The National Security State's surveillance apparatus

had become so distended that citizens had begun to

spy on themselves and didn't even know it.

Some days he felt like a pecan or a cashew.

Other days he felt like a filbert, an almond,

or a macadamia. No doubt about it: Rand

Paul was totally nuts.