the Prickly Tower
Saturday, December 30, 2006
has been elected as the president of the moderate, unity
government in Iraq. Asked what it was like to be the first
Jew ever chosen to lead a Muslim nation, Joe raised his
fist and shouted, "Ready or not, Iran, here I come!"
Labels:
Iran,
Iraq,
Jews,
Joe Lieberman,
Muslims
Labels:
Butchers,
Executions,
Saddam Hussein
Friday, December 29, 2006
far short of what is required to become a member
of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. So it's off to
Iraq with you!"
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101st Fighting Keyboarders,
Iraq War,
Soldiers
to pick up the tempo. Dog the Bounty Hunter is getting
closer and closer by the minute."
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Dick Cheney,
George Walker Bush,
TV Shows
archenemy of Dick Tracy, is calling for more American troops
to be sent to Iraq because, he says, "it is strategically and
morally right for our nation. Call me a crook if you like. Just
don't call me a cut-and-run crook."
Labels:
Dick Tracy,
Iraq War,
Joe Lieberman,
Movies
Barack Obama wears a coat without a tie that the
President of Iran comes to mind."
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Barack Obama,
George Walker Bush,
Iran,
Jeff Greenfield,
Ties
Five years after 9/11, Osama bin Laden is still at large.
Is that a failure of White House policy? "Well," says
Homeland Security Adviser Frances Townsend, "I'm not
sure -- it's a success that hasn't occurred yet. I don't know
that I view that as a failure."
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Frances Townsend,
Osama bin Laden
Thursday, December 28, 2006
great progress in walking around and avoiding the brush
on his ranch in Crawford, Texas.
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Condoleezza Rice,
Dick Cheney,
George Walker Bush
Senator McCain's voice was in synch
with his. "Those ventriloquism lessons
have really paid off," he thought.
Labels:
George Walker Bush,
John McCain,
Ventriloquists
the President is wearing what appears to be
a very cheap analog wristwatch. Somebody
has been shopping at Wal-Mart, don't you think?
Labels:
Dogs,
George Walker Bush,
Wal-Mart,
Watches
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Abraham Lincoln,
Automobiles,
George Walker Bush,
Gerald Ford
also be a sign of poverty (i. e., too poor to shave),
a sign of sloth (i. e., too lazy to shave), a sign of
incompetence (i. e., too uneducated to shave), a
sign of anal retentiveness (i. e., too possessive to
shave), a sign of maturity (i. e., too wise to shave),
or a sign of thriftiness (i. .e, too tight to shave).
So which is it, O Bearded Ones?

And the Bearded Ones replied: "We have no
better reason to grow a beard than does
Fearguth. And what might that be?"
better reason to grow a beard than does
Fearguth. And what might that be?"
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
President Bush is now proposing to cover the Arctic
Ocean with styrofoam peanuts, in order to keep the
Earth's last polar bears afloat.
Labels:
George Walker Bush,
Global Warming,
Polar Bears
the Philosophy of the Open Hand. Don't believe it.
He's left-handed.
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Hands,
Iran,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
Philosophy
Pace and I agree you're a lame duck chickenhawk whose
goose is cooked."
Labels:
Birds,
George Walker Bush,
Metaphors,
Peter Pace,
Robert Gates
that remaindered copies of his books be dropped on Iran
"until there is credible evidence of regime change in Tehran."
Labels:
Bombs,
Books,
Iran,
Neoconservatism
I like being loud and letting people know I'm there.”
Labels:
James Brown,
Music,
Musicians,
Statues
His Culture War Oratorio for Solo Voice and Accordion
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Dennis Prager,
Musical Instruments,
Torah
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