Saturday, December 22, 2018

He had been told, "Tear down that wall!" And so he did.
Buffalo Bulls and Troy Trojans Vie for the
Coveted Commander Bonespur Trophy
Dialectical Infantilism
Commander Bonespur Orders Withdrawal of 
2,000 Cheeseburgers from Syria
If Edgar Allan Poe Built Trump's Beautiful Wall
'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 
Christmas Card'

Friday, December 21, 2018

"Pow!  Right in the kisser!"
Trump Sez:  "Ask me about my satellite dish."
Adventures in Aestheticism #131
When he saw Trump tweet, "There will be a 
government shutdown that will last for a
 very long time," it warmed the cockleburs
of Zhanik the Magnificent's heart.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Trump's Chia Pet
Trump Goes Full Trog
Is 'Build the Border Security' next?
Joke Trump Unfollows Joke Trumpnik
Chester A. Riley understands the mother of all
existential threats Trump now faces.

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Recently-Declassified Photograph #46
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Imagines Her Future as a
Popular Pin-Up Girl in the Age of Space Warfare
Although consternation is not usually serious, you'll 
feel much better when your body is back on track.
Admiral General Aladeen Says He Now Owns a
Vase Containing the Genie of Mad King Trump
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #755
Josh Bernstein

Obama-Like Trump Beginning to Get on Lindsey
Graham's Neoconservative Nerves
Because of global warming, this amphibian, like Trump,
faces extinction.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #754
Tom Fitton
He plans to speak his piece until he finishes
 his SLO-POKE.
Designer Rube Goldberg Guarantees Trump Victory
The Donald J. Trump Foundation Is Dissolving
The Trump administration says it has identified 'other 
ways' to fund a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.
White House Grinch Opposes Campaign to
Make Christmas Great Again
Two Asswipes Walk Into a
Bar of Justice

Monday, December 17, 2018

“Over my dead body. But you know, I could be dead.”
Vanilla ISIS
Will the Christmas of 2018 see Santa bringing
 the biggest bag of the greatest and shiniest 
superlatives ever?
It's called the Rudy Punchinello Defense.
More Fun Than Plunking Your Magic Twanger!
Fun and Games with the White House's
Most Magnetic Personality
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #197
Ivanka Trump and Brad Parscale
Senator Alexander will only be 80 in 2020.
Why is he retiring so young?
In Kellyanne Conway's world of alternative facts,
it is true that Stephen Miller uses Midas Touch
Spray-On Hair.
Richard Land, President of Southern Evangelical 
Seminary, Sez: “President Trump is the Energizer Bunny. 
He’s a genetic marvel.”
All Three Leaders of the 'Cheesehead Revolution' 
Have Fallen from Grace
Kentucky Stalinist Always Follows the Leader
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #184
Pastor John Gray and the Quest for the
Holy Grill
The Unexpurgated Bible #166
"The next day John Gray seeth Jesus coming unto him, and
 saith, 'Behold the Lamborghini of God, which taketh away
 the sin of the world'."
Call It the Reputincan Party!

Sunday, December 16, 2018

"Trump Wants to Reclassify Radioactive Waste 
from Nuclear Weapons to 'Low Level' So Disposal
 Is Cheaper"
Think Bigly
World's Worst Yobs #403
Stefan Molyneux
World's Worst Yoobs #202
Liz Wheeler
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #190
"I will not let Robert Mueller interview Trump until he
 pries him from my cold, dead hands."