He had been told, "Tear down that wall!" And so he did.

Buffalo Bulls and Troy Trojans Vie for the

Coveted Commander Bonespur Trophy

Dialectical Infantilism

Commander Bonespur Orders Withdrawal of 

2,000 Cheeseburgers from Syria

If Edgar Allan Poe Built Trump's Beautiful Wall

'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 

Christmas Card'

"Pow!  Right in the kisser!"

Trump Sez:  "Ask me about my satellite dish."

Adventures in Aestheticism #131

When he saw Trump tweet, "There will be a 

government shutdown that will last for a

 very long time," it warmed the cockleburs

of Zhanik the Magnificent's heart.

Trump's Chia Pet

Trump Goes Full Trog

Is 'Build the Border Security' next?

Joke Trump Unfollows Joke Trumpnik

Chester A. Riley understands the mother of all

existential threats Trump now faces.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #46

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Imagines Her Future as a

Popular Pin-Up Girl in the Age of Space Warfare

Although consternation is not usually serious, you'll 

feel much better when your body is back on track.

Admiral General Aladeen Says He Now Owns a

Vase Containing the Genie of Mad King Trump

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #755

Josh Bernstein

Obama-Like Trump Beginning to Get on Lindsey

Graham's Neoconservative Nerves

Because of global warming, this amphibian, like Trump,

faces extinction.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #754

Tom Fitton

He plans to speak his piece until he finishes

 his SLO-POKE.

Designer Rube Goldberg Guarantees Trump Victory

The Donald J. Trump Foundation Is Dissolving

The Trump administration says it has identified 'other 

ways' to fund a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.

White House Grinch Opposes Campaign to

Make Christmas Great Again

Two Asswipes Walk Into a

Bar of Justice

“Over my dead body. But you know, I could be dead.”

Vanilla ISIS

Will the Christmas of 2018 see Santa bringing

 the biggest bag of the greatest and shiniest 

superlatives ever?

It's called the Rudy Punchinello Defense.

More Fun Than Plunking Your Magic Twanger!

Fun and Games with the White House's

Most Magnetic Personality

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #197

Ivanka Trump and Brad Parscale

Senator Alexander will only be 80 in 2020.

Why is he retiring so young?

In Kellyanne Conway's world of alternative facts,

it is true that Stephen Miller uses Midas Touch

Spray-On Hair.

Richard Land, President of Southern Evangelical 

Seminary, Sez: “President Trump is the Energizer Bunny. 

He’s a genetic marvel.”

All Three Leaders of the 'Cheesehead Revolution' 

Have Fallen from Grace

Kentucky Stalinist Always Follows the Leader

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #184

Pastor John Gray and the Quest for the

Holy Grill

The Unexpurgated Bible #166

The next day John Gray seeth Jesus coming unto him, and

 saith, "Behold the Lamborghini of God, which taketh away

 the sin of the world."

Call It the Reputincan Party!

"Trump Wants to Reclassify Radioactive Waste 

from Nuclear Weapons to 'Low Level' So Disposal

 Is Cheaper"

Think Bigly

World's Worst Yobs #403

Stefan Molyneux

World's Worst Yoobs #202

Liz Wheeler

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #190

"I will not let Robert Mueller interview Trump until he

 pries him from my cold, dead hands."