Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #174

Rex Duncan

GOP: the Party with the Fringe on Top

"All peckerwoods are equal, but some peckerwoods

are more equal than others."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #173

Al Krieger

"Like Glenn Beck says, 'Don't tease the panther!'"

"I'm Mike Allen. I work for The Politico. Other

than my genitalia, I have nothing to hide."

Pilgrim Paying Homage to Climactic Scene of

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World

Do Not Use While Operating a Motor Vehicle

or Heavy Equipment

"Did you say the world's biggest beaver dam has been

discovered in northern Canada? Or did you say the

world's biggest damn beaver has been discovered

in northern Canada? Or did you say something

else entirely?"

One of the Palmetto State's wise men once observed,

"South Carolina is too small to be a republic and too

large to be an insane asylum." Well, it's still too small

to be a republic, but it's no longer too large to be an

insane asylum.

"Don't mind me. I'm just passing through on my way

for a little vacay on the Gulf Coast. I understand

the oil spill will be history by the time I get there."

"I don't sound nearly as profound

without my makeup."

Our parents had Lum and Abner to keep

them laughing. This is what we have.

"O Allah! Open the hearts of mine enemies to thy AK-47!"

Boehner Fish Sez:

"More (Gasp!),

Tax (Gag!),

Cuts (Aargh!)"

When Tim Pawlenty told Jon Stewart, "I don't

have a big schtick!", someone in the audience--

thought to be the governor's wife--shouted, "Tell

me about it!"

And you thought Idiocracy was only a movie!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #172

Michael F. Cannon

Pope Benedict Fending Off Pedophile Vampires

"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you!"

"Hey, I was just kidding!

Can't you take a joke?"

"Now you know why my parents named

me Carleton Sneed, you bitch!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #41

Afghan Mission

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #171

Dean Martin

Have Überboob's boobs been augmented?

World's Worst Yoobs #73

Dorothy Rabinowitz

President of Venezuela Suspected of Spying

on North America

Steve Blair, the Assmunch of Prescott, AZ

Headed to a music festival in Iraq or Afghanistan this

summer? Don't forget your genuine paramilitary

Blackwater Glowsticks!

"Hard to believe, but when I prepare my economic forecasts,

I use the same magic crystal spectacles Joseph Smith used

to translate The Book of Mormon."

Some are now saying that the Illinois Republican

who is running for the U. S. Senate is not actually

Mark Kirk, but is instead Tarquin Fintimlimbim-

limbimwhinbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay

Biscuit Barrel. It's of course possible they are

misremembering it wrong.

Tired of the same old bacon-and-eggs breakfast?

Then why not surprise your morning with a

tasty cup of Bradley's Traditional Jellied Eels.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #170

Sharron Angle

We learned from David Brooks today that we all have

yearnings and fears that reside in an inner beast called

'The Big Shaggy'. Here's a picture taken inside the

factory where these beasts are made.

Oily Taitz

Rush Limbaugh Mates Again,

Threatens to Reproduce

Sean Hannity Pondering the Panpsychical Implications

of Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Marriage

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #169

Jake Knotts