Saturday, June 02, 2018

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #133
Amy Jane Mekelburg
"Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the Tariff Man, yeah, 
I'm the Tariff Man."
"For my intention is only to make a profit
And not at all for correction of injustice."
Mind your manners, liberal undergrads, or Niall 
Ferguson will sic the Oppo Boys on you!
Another Heretic Expelled from the
True Church of Trump
Double-Dealing Diplomacy in the Death Zone
When you visit Stanford University, be sure to look up
 Niall Ferguson, Mr. Rash and Reckless.
Devolution for Fun and Profit

Friday, June 01, 2018

Baron Werner Ünderbheit served as Kim Kardashian's
chaperone during her recent visit with Donald Trump in
 the Oval Office.
John Boehner Sez: "There is no Republican Party. 
There's a Trump Party."
Warm Scuzzies #808
Niall Ferguson
“It’s not just payback; it’s punishment. It’s never enough to
 win. There’s never too much blood. There’s never too many 
guts on the floor. That’s Trump's mentality. If you give 
him a paper cut he'll never forget that paper cut.”

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #807
Paige Patterson
Oh, goody, another episode of Trailer Park Boys
Go to Washington!

No, if we really care about clean air, we should
export Scott Pruitt.
So, even if you plead guilty to a crime, like Dinesh D'Souza 
did, Trump will pardon you.  How cool is that!

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

"We'll do it all with these big, beautiful hands. 
Look at these hands!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #35
Some say Ambien does enhance your online
shopping experience.
Actually, to Trumpniks, Trump IS the source. It's just 
the same old authoritarianism, umpteenth verse.
Charlie Kirk is the Kim Kardashian of
political propagandists.  He always looks
like he just found out he has $8.33 in
his checking account when he thought
he only had $4.00.
If you have to resort to conspiracy theories to 
explain what happens in your world, you're
 living in the wrong world.
Whiteworld #59
The sooner the Republican base, Trumpniks,
fundamentalists, evangelicals, and Tea Partiers
admit that they constitute a Christian White 
Nationalist Party the better.
What Unfresh Hell Is This?
Human Stain Leads Nashville Crowd in Booing John McCain
Adventures in Aestheticism #34

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Missouri Governor Resigns, 'Show Me State'
Awakens from Eric Greitens Nightmare
Stinky Zinke Sez:  "'Konnichiwa', which means,
 'Some of my best friends are Japanese'."
Unhappy Birthday, Rudy!
Trump Says He Watches My Favorite Trumpnik Every Week
Sign of the Times #78
"I apologize. I am now leaving Twitter."
"At the Barr, at the Barr
Where I smoked my first cigar
And my nickels and my dimes they rolled away
It was there by chance
That I tore my Sunday pants
And now I can wear them every day."
All Trumpniks are equal, but some are more
equal than others.
Adventures in Aestheticism #33
Remember Tom DeLay?  He has a new gig.
Carrying Water for Trump Since 2016

Monday, May 28, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #733
Peter Pry
Tom Garrett Sez:  "I am a good man and I am an alcoholic.“
Remembering Trump on Memorial Day
Adventures in Aestheticism #32
Giuliani Exhibition Opens at the National 
Clown Gallery
Welcome to the Corporatocracy
Rudy Giuliani Praised for Tickling Nation's Funny Bone

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Bad News for Trump: Hormel Recalls More than 
220,000 Pounds of Spam
"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"