Saturday, May 13, 2017

Lack's Hacks
Trump Narrowing Search for Next FBI Director
Warm Scuzzies #738
Marcus Hiles
Fox News to Move Headquarters from
New York to White House, Completing
Transition to State-Run TV
If you find it hard to imagine Sam Clovis as the 
'chief scientist' in the USDA, you simply need
to up your Oxycontin dosage.
Local Trumpnik Denies Huffing Paint
Dog Whistler's Mother
Recently De-Classified Photograph #43
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Earrings
Will Trumpniks, like the inhabitants of Jonestown, 
drink the fatal Kool-Aid rather than abandon 
Der Trumpenf├╝hrer?
The word on the street is that the Sean 
Spicer Mobile Personnel Lectern is 
selling like hotcakes on eBay.
If he had been a villain in Chester Gould's Dick Tracy comic, 
Donald Trump would have been called 'The Sphincter'.
It's a Seller's Market

Friday, May 12, 2017

There Is Something Rotten in Dershowitz
Congressional Republicans Swear Their Loyalty to
Der Trumpenf├╝hrer
Sean Spicer Takes His Popular Daily Press
Briefing on the Road
Think of Congressional Republicans as agents of a foreign 
power and their behavior will make a lot more sense.
No Method. Just Madness.
Loyalty Oaf
The Trump Family Q-Tip™
"Obama's yeti is in my spaghetti!"
"How did Plankton get in there?"
"I don't know, but it sure explains a lot, doesn't it?"
If you want to really piss Donald Trump off, call him
'Baby Carrot Fingers'.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Neanderthalesque brow ridge
would be capacious enough to shelter a Cro-Magnon
family of four in a spring thunderstorm.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #685
Barry Loudermilk
"Whether you're under FBI investigation, I can't say, 
Mr. Trump, but you're certainly under psychiatric
 observation."
Groucho Marx Says He Would Prefer to Close His
Eyes When Kellyanne Conway Threatens to Enter 
His Field of Vision
"Would the real Sean Spicer please stand up?"
"I AM standing up!"
Sean Spicer Among the Bushes
As part of his Naval Reserve training this week, Sean Spicer
is sharpening his skills in White House camouflage.
From Russia with Love
Mikedelic!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

"Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't 
for the goddamned people."
Like Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi, Sarah Huckabee Sanders 
is one of the spokespersons for the House of Snakes.
"Sergey, I just told this Sergey that I'm replacing Comey 
with Deputy Dawg!"
Two Sergeys Walk into the Oval Office
Noah Rothman Sez:  "Oooo, somebody needs to wash those 
shock-jock Democrats' mouths out with soap!"
Trump Meets with 93-Year-Old War Criminal in the
Office of Facepalms
"I would like to welcome Henry Kissinger to the Oval
Office.  Zombie Nixon will be joining us shortly."
"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly 
not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."
Co-Conspirator McConnell Rejects Call for 
Special Prosecutor
Comey's corpus delicti was still warm when the Trump 
White House's forensic cleaner went to work.
"I am NOT wearing a Zombie Nixon mask.  This is not a
coverup!"
Zombie Nixon Was Never a Quitter

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

"Anderson, this is not a coverup!"
Zombie Nixon Has Risen from the Grave
Let Them Eat the Most Beautiful
Chocolate Cake
"I'm unsubscribing."
"Me, too."
"Red flags?  What red flags?"
Warm Scuzzies #737
James Oakley
"I like to make stuff up in two ways: firstly in my
 normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched
 whine."