Where is Melvin of the Apes when

we need him?

Those Darn Mississippi Trumpniks!

Gaetzenstein!

A Problem in Equine Logistics

Peter North Legend Goes South

Warm Scuzzies #1,068

Logan Barnhart

Old Woman Hypnotizing Flying Lobster

This is probably the same guy caught selling counterfeit

$2 bills for $5.

Thank You, Governor Abbott

Civil War Breaks Out Over Who Should Be 

the New Host of Jeopardy

Fox News is like The Shadow: it has the hypnotic

 power to cloud men's minds so they cannot 

see what's right in front of their noses.

Pence Lowers the Boom on Biden

Matt Gaetz says Dr. Fauci is 'a sniveling little twit'.  

Gaetz's projection issues seem to be worsening.

This is the same Republican who said last year

that 'there are more important things than 

living and that's saving the economy'.

Mo Brooks Sympathizes with the 

Would-Be Capitol Hill Terrorist

The disguise SpongeBob SquarePants wears when

he goes undercover for a MAGA rally.

Last Seen in Monkeying Around

Chip Roy Rants, Tells Biden to 'Go to Hell'

Sturgis Rally for Derp Immunity on August 8, 2021

Dr. Jason Valentine Sez:  “If they asked why, 

I told them COVID is a miserable way to die 

and I can’t watch them die like that.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks even uglier when 

she cusses.

Paging the Gumby Brain Specialist

Herman Cain Redivivus

Know Your Hominids

No Miracles. No Mercy. No Redemption. No Heaven. 

No Hell. No Higher Power. Just Fatman.

Did Ted Cruz's campaign spend $135,000 on his book, 

One Vote Away, or on Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat?

Team MAGA Proper Gander Network

 Is Thriving

That Look When Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Declares a

'Narrowly-Focused' COVID-19 State of Emergency

Asked why she is running for Governor of the Natural State, 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Arkansas needs to be punished.

Ask Rudy Giuliani's lawyers to explain the difference

between 'Product Disparagement' and 'Defamation'.

 Regeneron's Monoclonal Antibody Treatment

Believed to Be More Dependable Than the

Texas Energy Kludgeocracy

Where is Dick Clark when we need him?

If America simply must invade another country, 

why not New Zealand?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #147

Harrison Smith

How to Easily Remove Facial Hair

Most people don't know the ice cream sandwich

was invented in the Middle Ages.

"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to run

down the middle of 5th Avenue in New York City

wearing this shirt."

Warm Scuzzies #1,067

André Jacques

The Fall of Afghanistan is making the

Media Monster roar.

The takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban has 

really pissed off Mean Muley McGrudge.

Cosmic Joke

Warm Scuzzies #1,066

Matt Braynard

Godzilla Doing His Tiny Tim Impression of Don Ho 

Singing 'Tiny Bubbles'

"Ah, distinctly I remember saying, 'Things could be worse.'  

And, as things turned out, they were."

Trump Waiting for Godot

Smoking Rabbit Explains How Jen Psaki 

Adroitly Dodges Fox News’s Verbal Grenades 

at Press Briefings

Ask Mike Pompeo how Critical Race Theory caused 

the Fall of Afghanistan.

More Mysterious Than the Puente Hills Landfill

Let's spend another trillion dollars and stay 20 more years 

in Afghanistan, shall we?

Good Hap