Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts

Tweeting in Tongues

O Adam West, Where Art Thou?

Trump Showing Why East Is West and West Is East,

And Never the Twain Shall Meet

A wonderful bird is the pelican 

His bill will hold more than his belican. 

He can take in his beak 

Food enough for a week, 

But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare

 Repeal Secrecy

"I'll testify under oath, but I expect to be fed."

Trump Redecorates the Oval Office

"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,

damn you!"

"OK, you sidewinder, tell me more about this

Billy Benedict Option!"

"Yes, I'm the Brain Surgeon-in-Chief, but I'm new at this. 

I'm learning as I go."

"I need loyalty, I expect loyalty," Trump said.

Kris Throbach Launches Campaign for Kansas Governor

Rabbit Waits for Roadside Assistance After Having Blowout

 Outside the National Centre for the Performing Arts in Beijing

"'Hung Parliament', not 'Well-Hung Parliament',

you Corbynite ruffians!"

"I am Marc Kasowitz, Predisent Trump's personal spelling-

impaired shyster."

Master Bloviator Blames Poor Thunderdome

Performance on Late-Night Baseball Viewing

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can definitively say 

the president is not a liar.”

Trump's Approval Bar Lowered to 34%

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #107

Billy Boucher

Headlines We Like to See #20

"Comey blasts White House for ‘lies, plain and simple’"

Melania and Barron Trump Expected to Start Slumming 

in the White House Next Week

Blue Skies Are Not Smiling at Him

Trump Promises 'New Monuments to American Grift'

"Governor Brownback, are you O.K.?"

"I never drink . . . wine."

Dynamic Duo Facing Possible Interspecies Discord

Karen Handel Sez: "I not only do not support a 

minimum wage; I do not support a livable wage."

The Base of Trump's Base

Uh-oh! McDonald's forgot to put a Teenie Beanie Boo in 

the Attorney-General's Happy Meal.

"Fisties! I can still make fisties!"

From Bad to Worse

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #688

Nicholas Dean

Translated from Russian, Vladimir Putin (Влади́мир

 Путин) means 'Powerful Highwayman'. That he is.

Barron Trump Sez: "Mommie, why did

Brother Donnie cut off the tail of the GOP

mascot?"

Headlines We Like to See #19

'White House ices Russia war room idea'

Like Chatty Cathy, when you pull her string, you never

 know which ethnic group Katie McHugh will insult next.

Scott Pruitt, Administrator of the Lickspittle Protection

Agency, sells Trump Angry Bird figurines on the side.

On Monday, the Trump Organization announced plans

 for a new line of automobiles with a patriotic flair.

Thieves Who Stole Fragments of Saint John Bosco's Brain

 Say They Are Making a Movie, The Great Brain Robbery

"Kellyanne, you are under my power, so do not allow them 

to put some blameworthiness on me."

Still Life with Tough Guy and Green Pastel Suit

Will ISIS claim credit for the workplace

shooting in Orlando which ended five lives?

Of course not.  In America, it's too routine

and everyday.

Shit Stirrer-in-Chief

Trump Sez: "People, I am calling it what we

 need and what it is, a TRAVEL BANE!"

First came Widespread Panic.

Then came Double-Wide Panic.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #159

The Wizard of Oz Meets The Lawnmower Man

Alex Jones Watering His Gonads

No Rest for the Wicked

"Why did the sloth cross the road?"

"Hey, don't rush me! I'll answer your question in due time."

"Accuse me of Duckspeak one more time and my head

will become even smaller."