Saturday, June 10, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts
Tweeting in Tongues
O Adam West, Where Art Thou?
Trump Showing Why East Is West and West Is East,
And Never the Twain Shall Meet
A wonderful bird is the pelican 
His bill will hold more than his belican. 
He can take in his beak 
Food enough for a week, 
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.
Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare
 Repeal Secrecy

Friday, June 09, 2017

"I'll testify under oath, but I expect to be fed."
Trump Redecorates the Oval Office
"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,
damn you!"
"OK, you sidewinder, tell me more about this
Billy Benedict Option!"
"Yes, I'm the Brain Surgeon-in-Chief, but I'm new at this. 
I'm learning as I go."
"I need loyalty, I expect loyalty," Trump said.
Kris Throbach Launches Campaign for Kansas Governor
Rabbit Waits for Roadside Assistance After Having Blowout
 Outside the National Centre for the Performing Arts in Beijing
"'Hung Parliament', not 'Well-Hung Parliament',
you Corbynite ruffians!"
"I am Marc Kasowitz, Predisent Trump's personal spelling-
impaired shyster."

Thursday, June 08, 2017

Master Bloviator Blames Poor Thunderdome
Performance on Late-Night Baseball Viewing

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can definitively say 
the president is not a liar.”
Trump's Approval Bar Lowered to 34%
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #107
Billy Boucher
Headlines We Like to See #20
"Comey blasts White House for ‘lies, plain and simple’"
Melania and Barron Trump Expected to Start Slumming 
in the White House Next Week

Blue Skies Are Not Smiling at Him
Trump Promises 'New Monuments to American Grift'

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

"Governor Brownback, are you O.K.?"
"I never drink . . . wine."
Dynamic Duo Facing Possible Interspecies Discord
Karen Handel Sez: "I not only do not support a 
minimum wage; I do not support a livable wage."
The Base of Trump's Base
Uh-oh! McDonald's forgot to put a Teenie Beanie Boo in 
the Attorney-General's Happy Meal.
"Fisties! I can still make fisties!"

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

From Bad to Worse
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #688
Nicholas Dean
Translated from Russian, Vladimir Putin (Влади́мир
 Путин) means 'Powerful Highwayman'. That he is.
Barron Trump Sez: "Mommie, why did
Brother Donnie cut off the tail of the GOP
mascot?"
Headlines We Like to See #19
'White House ices Russia war room idea'
Like Chatty Cathy, when you pull her string, you never
 know which ethnic group Katie McHugh will insult next.
Scott Pruitt, Administrator of the Lickspittle Protection
Agency, sells Trump Angry Bird figurines on the side.
On Monday, the Trump Organization announced plans
 for a new line of automobiles with a patriotic flair.
Thieves Who Stole Fragments of Saint John Bosco's Brain
 Say They Are Making a Movie, The Great Brain Robbery

Monday, June 05, 2017

"Kellyanne, you are under my power, so do not allow them 
to put some blameworthiness on me."
Still Life with Tough Guy and Green Pastel Suit
Will ISIS claim credit for the workplace
shooting in Orlando which ended five lives?
Of course not.  In America, it's too routine
and everyday.
Shit Stirrer-in-Chief
Trump Sez: "People, I am calling it what we
 need and what it is, a TRAVEL BANE!"
First came Widespread Panic.
Then came Double-Wide Panic.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #159
The Wizard of Oz Meets The Lawnmower Man
Alex Jones Watering His Gonads
No Rest for the Wicked
"Why did the sloth cross the road?"
"Hey, don't rush me! I'll answer your question in due time."
"Accuse me of Duckspeak one more time and my head
will become even smaller."