Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

Warm Scuzzies #1,039

Mark Samsel

Coming Soon

The Fabulous World of Bourgeois Normalcy

The Matt & Margie Road Show Coming Soon!

“Overall, I give the President an A,” Christie said obsequiously.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #53

Mick Mulvaney During His Pre-Trump, Stalinist Phase

Casual Fido Day

Gloat Responsibly

FBI agents raiding Rudy Giuliani's home were unimpressed 

by his amateurish attempt to impersonate Hunter Biden.

Two Indictments and Counting

'Gaetz Paid for Sex with Miner'

Ross Douthat Sez:  "Mitt Romney has the deadly taint 

of Never Trump."

He's Back!

Cannibal Cookery Made Easy

Baby Bean Reminisces About

First 100 Days

Ah, for Rudy Giuliani, 9/11 is long ago, 

in a galaxy far, far away.

Why Republicans Aren't Getting Much Sleep at Night

Uncle Tim's Cabana

Most of Ted Cruz's brilliant ideas come to him 

while snoozing during presidential addresses.

Joni Ernst denies 'Liberal Fantasy Island' is located

in Lake Okoboji.

How Lauren Boebert Occupied Her Time

During Biden Speech

Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy embraced his 

inner Sheriff of Nottingham.

Suspected heat-beaming weapon can

bake a potato over 500 meters away.

Cookies and Hugs from the Palmetto State

Baseball Star Hit in Face by 96.9 MPH Cream Pie

Tony Blair's Hair Horrifies Brits

Monsters Need Love Too

Federal Agents Search Giuliani's Apartment for

Missing Hair

Warm Scuzzies #1,038

Victor Hill

Remembering Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy's

and Donald Trump's Pal

Indifferent Senator Introduces Sweeping 'Whatever' Legislation

Kimberly Guilfoyle Sez:  "Kamala Harris is really 

the de facto commander-in-chief."

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shows What Keeps Her Safe

from 'Men in Girls Bathrooms' and 'Critical Race Theory'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #882

Donald Wagner

"Nope, no way!  I'll never drink vegan beer!"

Peter D'Abrosca Sez:  “My primary reason for refusing the

 vaccine is much simpler: I dislike the people who want me to 

take it, and it makes them mad when they hear about my 

refusal. That, in turn, makes me happy.”  In the event he

 dies from COVID-19, should we, the innoculated, be happy?

Lin Wood and Drew McKissick at the

GOP Reveal Party

If Orin Scrivello Had Moonlighted as a Cobbler

Sounds like Larry Kudlow has been drinking too

much Beefeater Gin.

Warm Scuzzies #1,037

Aaron Von Ehlinger

Warm Scuzzies #1,036

Sam Johnson

Republicans Freak Out Over Non-Existent,

Imaginary, Made-Up Biden Meat Ban

Confronted at the Pearly Gates with the facts

of the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler said, quoting

Proud Boy Nick Fuentes:  "Just kidding.  

No, I was kidding, of course. Just kidding. 

Just a joke."

A Republican Sloth in Arizona says he's doing a manual

recount of last fall's election as fast as he can.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #881

Leila Centner

Republicans Still Orbiting Trump Death Star

Shake, Rattle, and Roll

Senator from the Show-Me State

Shows Us How to Do It

Frothy is always going to froth, but should CNN be paying

him to do it?

Young Kevin McCarthy Whitewashing the

Capitol Hill Insurrection