"Uuuuunnnngg, you are fascinated with sex and do not care 

about public policy.  Uuunnnnnhhhh!"

Fearguth will be more or less offline

while he's at Spirit of the Suwannee

Music Park for Hulaween.  He should

be back online next Monday or

Tuesday.

"What's with the Pink Elephant?"

"What Pink Elephant? You must be suffering from

Delirium Trumpens!"

'The 281 People, Places and Things Donald 

Trump Has Insulted on Twitter: 

A Complete List'

Didn't make the list, did you?  What's it like

to not be a loser like the ones who made the

list?

Matt Drudge is off his meds again.

The Last of the Red Hot D'Souzas

Q: What is Indiana?

A: Alabama with colder weather.

Reince Priebus says he knows what Trump is thinking 

and adds, "He is not willing to not concede if he loses

 and there's no fraud." Does anyone know what Priebus

 is thinking?

"As Trump's senior communications adviser, I would

never go to a strip club smaller than Sapphire Las

Vegas.  It's yoooge!."

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and

I'm being mummified."

To Donald Trump, size always matters, even on the tarmac.

"Of course I live in a rathole!  I'm a rat, in case you 

haven't noticed."