Rick Santorum 'Standing His Ground'

"I'm telling you, half of it is my moustache.  If a cop looks at 

me standing on the corner, the cop will say, 'Well, I'll be 

damned, it's Harry Reems!'"

In the beginning there was hatred.  And hatred begat 

prejudice, the father of stereotyping, the father of 

racial profiling.  And racial profiling begat 

George Zimmerman.

Equal-Opportunity Offender Says People Need to Stop 

Throwing ‘Conniption Fits’ over Things They Find Offensive

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #139

Rick Moran and Kathleen McKinley

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #376

Matthew Hill

You may have heard that Pastor Harold Camping has decided

 to stop making Chicken Little predictions about the End of 

the World.  Now, if Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney would

 only follow his example!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #2

Glenn Reynolds

World's Worst Yobs #246

Michael Walsh

Remember the line, "You know you're having a bad day when 
you see a 60 Minutes News Team truck in your driveway"?  
Well, now it's a NYPD truck in your driveway, even though 
you live in New Orleans.

Geraldo Rivera Sez:  "When I wear a hoodie, I always wear 

yellow pants so that I won't be mistaken for a gangsta."

“Listen, in my dictionary and in everyone’s 

dictionary from the 1970s, the word 'queer' did

 mean strange and unusual. There was no slur to 

it. Do you challenge that?"  No, Joe the Plumber, 

we don't challenge that.  What we challenge is 

the decade you apparently think you're living in.

Captain America Sez:  "Don't like my hoodie, Geraldo?  

Come get some!"

GOP presidential candidates spend the first day saying 

something and the second day explaining what they 

meant to say the first day.

Mothers, it's OK to let your sons wear 

hoodies, but please don't let them grow 

up to be Geraldos.

North Dakota Mayor Doug Ellison Seeks

Permission to Stage Mock Hangings to

Entertain Bloodthirsty Tourists

Warm Scuzzies #275

Tara Servatius

"Criticize Israel and I'll call you an 'Anti-Semite'.  It's as

simple as that."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #1

Kirk Cameron

"Only one more yellow dot and I'll be as Centrist as 

David Brooks."

Arizona Legislature Pondering New Law That Requires

 Liberals to Watch Video of R. Crumb's Head Exploding

Before Their Own Heads Are Allowed to Explode

Who really gives a shit about our Congress in Washington,

D. C., these days---our so-called 'Representatives' and 

'Senators'?  As we know, they're all PWNED by special

interest lobbyists.  But, we've got something very 

effective we can use to speak truth to power.  It's 

called Social Media, like Facebook,  Twitter, and 

Blogger.  Is this all we need to bring back 

'Direct Democracy', what once existed in Athens, 

2500 years ago?  No, but it's a step in the

right direction.

Time Tourist #3

Santorum Administration Obscenity Screener Warns Against 

the Long-Term Effects of Watching Pornography 

The only plank in Spencer Bachus' platform was 'I'm Not

Dead Yet', but he still beat Scott Beason, his Tea Party 

opponent in the Alabama Republican primary, by more 

than 30 points. 

Sign of  the Times #21

Governor Perry's African-American Tourism Initiative Fails

"Yes, I'm a snake.  But, did you notice?

No grass!"

S. J. Perelman Sez:  "I did not 'die' in 1979; 

I just got 'totaled'."

"Granted, I'm Silly Putty.  But, give me a break:

I coulda been Napalm."

"In my opinion, there are only two kinds of moose that 

matter:  those that have been eaten by the Palins  and 

those that haven't."  

"Yes, I'm the Moon and I'm made out of green cheese.

But, what I want to know is this:  how can one drop of

Mexican blood make you a Mexican, or one drop of

Negro blood make you a Negro, or one drop of Jewish

blood make you a Jew, but one drop of White blood 

isn't enough to make you a Real American?"

"Doctor, I keep having this dream in which Callista

Gingrich is wielding a gigantic axe and looking me 

straight in the eye."

"Not to worry.  You're just having what Freud 

called a 'Castration Anxiety' dream."

"But, why me, doctor?"

"Apparently, she thinks you're Newt."

"In my right hand, I hold a microphone, and, in my left, an

Etch a Sketch.  As I've been saying for months now,

I'm the only True Ambidextrous Conservative running

for the Republican presidential nomination this year."

"Who needs a TelePrompter?  All I need is an Etch a Sketch."

"Frothy the No-Man?  Bwahahaha!  Now I get it!"

Gingrich Productions Announces New Book,

Etch a Sketch for Romneybot 2.0 Dummies

On Senator DeMint's Office Door

Terri Proud is a Republican who wants to shame and 

punish Arizona women by forcing them to view the

 termination of a pregnancy before they can exercise

their right to have an abortion.  Avoid her.

Warm Scuzzies #274

Sean Payton

Rude Shoes

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #8

Dan McLaughlin

"Let the Hunger Games begin!"

"When I need psychological advice, 

I always turn to Dr. Helen."

Chicago Cop Sees Green, Throttles Reveller

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #375

Gary Stein

Astronomers Discover Rectangular 'Emerald Isle Galaxy', 

Thought to Be the Ancestral Home of the Irish 

“We need someone who is going to pull up government by

 the roots and throw it out."  That's Rick Santorum talking

in March, 2012.  Sounds just like Leon Trotsky speaking

to his Bolshevik comrades in October, 1917, doesn't it?

"Hmmm, not working.  The network must be down."

"I've never said freedom makes you happy."

"Joe McCarthy was right, you know:  there ARE hundreds, 

maybe thousands, of Hezbollah operatives in the United 

States today.  They are the 'A' team of international 

terrorism---far more sophisticated than al-Qaeda.  Quite

honestly, I'm scared shitless!" 

Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 99%

Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 1%