Who, besides your three-year-old nephew, says,

"You're not the boss of me"?

World's Worst Yoobs #81

Andrea Mitchell

When asked why he was returning his Heisman Trophy,

Reggie Bush said it wasn't because he was guilty of

corruption. It was because the trophy was too hard

to keep dusted.

March or rally? Sanity or fear? It's your choice.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #219

Donald Douglas

Warm Scuzzies #105

Corrections Corporation of America

Nation's Capitol Bracing for 'March to

Keep Fear Alive' on October 30

Sub-Primal Scene

"Senator Vitter, if you pledge to conduct yourself in

a morally appropriate manner, please raise your

right hand."

Mouse with Fully-Functional Human Brain

Human with Fully-Functional Mouse Brain

Between today and Sunday, Fearguth will

be moseying along the Texas BBQ Trail.

As a result, blog posting will be hit and miss.

"Sir, why do you think Nobody deserves

to be re-elected? Is it primarily his

ideology or his policies?"

Civil War Erupts in Wingnuttia

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #218

Ginni Thomas

"Definitely a cyborg, sir. Should be available for

the next election cycle."

Invasion of the Party Snatchers

Has Bush's Brain suffered irreversible trauma?

Everyone, including the Vice President, seemed

to be delighted at the news that Michaele Salahi

was going to appear nude in Playboy.

"Don't just talk to the hand, bub. Kiss it!"

O'Donnell Wins, Dildo Stocks Plummet

"So what if I my make my living from campaign

donations! Isn't that what everybody does who

works in the Election Industry?"

We were warned in the 1950s about the

dangers of fluoridating the water supply.

Now we understand why.

Well, Big Fella, it would appear you eat

all that you earn anyway.

"Whoa! Nice belly, Dick!"

Flag Desecration #34

"What are you so afraid of, Little Panda?"

"Oh, I see!"

Snorting Koch

"Has Alex Castellanos left the room yet?"

"Cuff him, Danno!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #120

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #65

Jumping in Pools

Q: How can you tell the difference between John

Boehner and a lobbyist?

A: You can't.

Humpty Dumpty Diagnosed with

Salmonella, Claims He Got It

from Sitting on a Wall

Geert Wilders Called 'Modern-Day Churchill' by

Pamela Geller, Ward Churchill Reportedly Filing

Slander Suit

People are always talking about 'backlash'.

Why not 'frontlash'?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #69

Dinesh D'Souza and Robert Spencer

Gathering of the GOPalos

"Now then, you've got Pam Geller on the bed, you've got

your tongue down her throat. She's got both her legs up

on the mantelpiece ..."

If you have a hard time seeing Randall

Terry in this picture, keep in mind he

is very small.