Kirstie Alley has endorsed Donald Trump in her own

unique way.

Political Operative for the Koch Brothers Had Learned

Tony Montana's Lesson #2: 'Don't Get High on

Your Own Supply'

"Don't look now, dear, but the peacocks have come 

home to roost."

A Peek Inside the Koch Brothers' Closet

Dogsbody and Weirdbeard Taking It Easy

If you think you might be in the same room with

Rick Scott, here's what to wear.

Keystone Pipeline Leaks 16,800 Gallons of Truth 

into South Dakota

Corey Lewandowski had begun to suspect his co-workers 

were calling him 'Heydrich' behind his back.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #172

"Seven out of ten Americans don't like me.  Waaahh!"

Outbreak of Croc Cannibalism Has US Officials Concerned

Trump's Palm Pre-Read for the 

Poorly-Educated Palmist

"Have you seen my new logo?"

Meanwhile, in Tennessee, the Bible, the State Book, took its

 place alongside the State Amphibian, the Tennessee Cave 

Salamander.

Made-in-China Ivanka Trump-Brand 'Tiny Hands' 

Being Recalled as Too Inflammable and a 'Burn Risk' 

to Consumers 

An asshole walks into a Starbucks and a woman insults 

him by calling him 'Rick Scott'. 

Hillary Clinton Sez: “I’m not sure Bernie is a Democrat. 

He’s running as one, but I think he may be a gnome."

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (seen here stepping off

the Toonerville Trolley) says "good people don't smoke

marijuana."  As an incipient septuagenarian from 

Alabama, Jeff is more or less obligated to say that, 

isn't he?

Which one ISN'T Roger Stone?

Tennessee Lawmakers Vote to Make 

The Bible for Dummies the Official State Book

If it's true Cruz has '5 Secret Mistresses', 'Tailgunner Ted'

takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Panama Red, Iceland’s Prime Minister, Resigns

Smugford and Son

World's Worst Yoobs #166

Gina Loudon

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #656

Peg Littleton

Alfrid Lickspittle Included in Fortune Magazine's List 

of 'The World’s 19 Most Disappointing Leaders'

Let's Roll!

Truck Fump!

Bernie Has Invited You to Play Angry Birds

New Trend: Seniors Are Packing .50-Caliber Rifles

"What I Bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

In middle age, The Lawnmower Man moved to Wisconsin

and became a Trumpnik.

"Rebekah's breasts---ah, I can feel them now!"

"When I say 'women', you say 'suck'!"