"Why is North America where it is?

That's a good question. According to

the latest research, it's because North

America is on top of South America."

Presidential Lectern on Autopilot

If you own a cow, the least you can do is to wash it,

as this guy is doing. If you don't own a cow, that's the

least you can do.

President Bush prays often, but his prayers never

rise more than fifty feet into the atmosphere,

where they hit the 'You Gotta Be Shitting Me' barrier.

This is a Serbian Mind-Sweeper at work.

Will he find yours?

Some say circumcision is to blame for many social

and psychological problems in adult males.

All that young boys undergoing the procedure say is

"YYYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!"

Sri Lankans Making Obeisance to Jiminy Cricket

If you've never seen the Dark Side of the Force,

take a look at this.

There's more love expressed in this photograph of Elizabeth

and John Edwards than can be found in all of the movies

ever made in Hollywood.

Without warning, Hillary Clinton was struck by the polysemy

of the Stars and Stripes. Her reaction was to open her mouth

long enough to utter a provocative platitude, as was her want.

Pelusa the Dog had convinced Estefani and Leslie

he was the Big Wheel of Planet Barrow and should

be treated accordingly.

Here we see Palestinians being blasted by an Israeli water

cannon. If the Palestinians are the hosed, aren't the Israelis

the hosers?

It hath been said that Fearguth is all wet. The Incident

at Stone Creek Waterfall may help to explain why.