Wednesday, October 16, 2019

 Snooty Turkey Refuses to Meet with Pence
Trump Says Kurdish Women 'No Charlie's Angels'
Rude Turkey Snubs Pence
If you didn't know better, you might think Rudy Giuliani
and Igor Fruman are identical twins, except Rudy
wears glasses.
That isn't a Crow's Foot at the corner of Trump's eye;
that's a Raven's Foot.
David Correia, Giuliani Pal, Gets a Thumbs-Up from 
Another Giuliani Pal
Suck On It, Dickhead!
"Pompeo has prided himself in bringing the State
 Department’s 'guffaws back'."
The Person Who Always Speaks on the Condition
 of Anonymity
"The work of those 'Three Amigos', as they came
 to call themselves — diplomats Gordon Sondland
 and Kurt Volker, plus Energy Secretary Rick 
Perry — has come to light in recent days."
Did you know Mick Mulvaney keeps his eyes open
and his arms crossed when he prays?
Constitutional Amendments Made Easy
Kim Jong-un Doing His Teddy Roosevelt 
Impression

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

John Bolton's cat is out of a job, too.  Sad!
World's Worst Yoobs #208
Ericka Andersen
Rudy Giuliani Sez:  "I know exactly where the money
 came from."
In the wild, there's nothing quite as fearsome as a
Spiteful Walrus.
And the Walls Come Tumbling Down
Joe Biden has only one Hunter.  Donald Trump has three.
Is Rudy Giuliani a target of the Food Safety and
Inspection Service?
Sean Spicer Buffs His Trumpnik Cred  by Dedicating 
'You've Got a Friend in Me' to Donald Trump on 
Dancing with the Stars
Lara Trump Knows Things About Stuff
If Adolf Hitler Had Twitter in His Berlin Bunker
Trump Sez:  “Democrats are allowing no transparency 
at the Witch Hunt."
John Bolton Sez:  "Giuliani's a hand grenade who's 
going to blow everybody up."

Monday, October 14, 2019

Matt Gaetz Accuses Adam Schiff of 'Trying to Run a 
Captain Kangaroo Court'
When he's not managing Trump's re-election campaign,
Brad Parscale likes to scare audiences with his 
Grigori Rasputin and Nicolai Lenin impressions.
We mourn today the discovery of the 
District of Columbia.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

This meet-and-greet at the White House between Lev
Parnas and Donald Trump was staged by the same 
Deep State operatives who staged the American
Moon landing on 20 July 1969.
Selfie-Incrimination
Putin Congratulates Trump for Changing the Presidential
 Anthem of the United States from 'Hail to the Chief' to
'Secret Agent Man'
If there were a Nobel Prize for Black Person Defending 
White Supremacists, Kanye West would win it.

Isn't it mind-blowing when history and prophecy 
converge?
Securing the Homeland
Knowing Trump, his defense strategy will probably be
Implausible Undeniability.
A Blizzard of Id
Always Mystify, Mislead, and Bullshit the Enemy
The Sondland Doctrine

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Have you noticed how the crowd at Trump
 rallies is looking more and more familiar?
Want to walk on water like Jesus did? For only $1,425, 
you can with a pair of Jesus Shoes.
Mike Pompeo Assures Pope Francis He Doesn't Gossip
Meeting of Minds
Meet and Greet
Telling Giuliani to stop talking is like telling a
magpie to stop chattering "wock, wock 
wock-a-wock, wock, pjur, weer, weer."
Trump Didn't Know If Giuliani Was Still His Lawyer

Friday, October 11, 2019

No, this is not a re-release of the Allman Brothers Band
album, Eat a Peach.
Dogs Demand Equal Time
Rudy Giuliani Stuffed Into the Memory Hole
All the Christians in his Minneapolis audience really 
enjoyed getting to cuss vicariously when Trump spoke.
Welcome to Penny Whistle Park