Friday, December 06, 2019

"It's like a religious epiphany," she said rapturously.
On the Campaign Trail with Andrew Yang
Alex Jones Springs a Leak
Lawyers Now Using The Big Book of Conspiracies in 
Cases Where Trumpniks Opt for the Insanity Defense
Deadlier Than the Japanese Surprise Attack
 on Pearl Harbor
Translated into English, Ukraine means
Come to think of it, when the light is just right,
Devin Nunes even looks Ukrainian.

Thursday, December 05, 2019

How to Hug Yourself in One Easy Step
Doughy Pantload at 35,000 Feet
World's Worst Yobs #418
James Rosen
'Devin Nunes' Added to List of Synonyms 
for 'Sychophant'
At 86, Willie has quit smoking weed. At 90, he says 
he plans to take a vow of chastity and give up sex.
Kim Jong-Un Says Trump Suffering Dotard Relapse
"And up through the ground came a bubbling crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."
Is Trump in danger of drowning in the shallow end
 of the Deep State?

Wednesday, December 04, 2019

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #786
Ben Cline
“I really don't know if we're meatsacks. 
You’d have to ask Rudy."
GOP Releases Impeachment Report

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

John Kennedy Trying to Decide Whether to Walk Back 
His Retraction of His DNC-Ukraine Conspiracy Theory
When Somebody Picked an Orange Out of 
Trump's Refrigerator and He Didn't Like It

Monday, December 02, 2019

John Kennedy (R-LA) shows that look you get when you
become a Russian dupe.
Lest we forget, Duncan Hunter had been charged 
with "misusing $250,000 in campaign donations, which
 he had spent on vacations, restaurants, and even flights 
for his pet rabbit." 
Adventures in Aestheticism #231
Apostrophe Man Joins the Ranks of the Homeless
Adventures in Aestheticism #230
Apostrophe Protection Society Goes Dark, 
Furloughs Apostrophe Man

Sunday, December 01, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #229
"You're pretty wound up, Congressman Collins."
Doug Collins
Tom Collins
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #785
Doug Collins
Mick Mulvaney with the Delegates to the 8th Bolshevik
Party Conference in 1919

Saturday, November 30, 2019

Recently-Declassified Photograph #48
Mick Mulvaney Receiving the Baptism
of the Holy Ghost
Photo Manipulation, Soviet Style
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #784
Danielle Stella
The Road to National Unity
If you meet Mick Mulvaney on the golf
 course, should you salute, recite the 
Pledge of Allegiance, or sing the 
'Star-Spangled Banner'?

Friday, November 29, 2019

Next year, you might consider something a little different
 for Thanksgiving dinner: the Self-Smoking Turkeyfish.
Stop Animal Cruelty!
Crank Force One
Cauliflower McTrump

Thursday, November 28, 2019

"Chick-fil-A has badly lost its way."
May My Birds of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, Trump!
Later that day, Rudy told Jeff to put on his big boy pants.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Once a Short-Fingered Vulgarian,
Always a Short-Fingered Vulgarian
War on Thanksgiving?  Don't be ridiculous!

The War on Thanksgiving, it turns out, is just a rumor
spread by 46 million turkeys, including Donald Trump.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

"'Will you walk into my parlour?' 
said the Spider to the Fly."
Straight Outta the 1950s
Squid Vicious Before He Joined the Sex Pistols in 1977