Monday, January 14, 2019

Fearguth is headed to Miami today so that he and his
wife can set sail tomorrow aboard Norwegian Jade
for Jam Cruise 17.  He will be offline until January 22.

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #136
Remember the principle of Majority Rule?
Mike Pence Sez:  "Trump's thundering voice probably 
diminished the enthusiasm of people south of the border."
Is Trump a Russian agent or does he just play one
 on television?
How would you like to get $30 million for 
being sacked?

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Judas Goats
World's Worst Jobs #147
Bangladeshi Brick Handlers

Friday, January 11, 2019

Kool-Aid Man Unimpressed with Trump's Wall
Trump Gives Harry Truman Hell
Trump's Doormat
Trump Begins Withdrawing Soldiers from Syria
Adventures in Aestheticism #135

Thursday, January 10, 2019

The Fastest Mouse in All Mexico® is also handy
 with a hack saw.
Adventures in Aestheticism #134

Wednesday, January 09, 2019

Be Obsequious
"Sometimes I get up and I go into the bathroom and I 
look at my face in the mirror and I see little tiny hairs 
growing out of my face."
Absolute Rat Has Absolute Right
According to the latest poll, a growing number of Americans 
are blaming Trumpty Dumpty for falling off the wall.
Repetition Compulsion
'Spy balloons are being tested by Border Patrol in Texas'

Tuesday, January 08, 2019

Kellyanne Conway to Jim Acosta: "You're a smartass!"

Jim Acosta to Kellyanne Conway:  "Better a smartass
than a dumbass like you."
Got Mitch?
Incredible Hulk Sez:  “We’re no longer the suckers, folks.”

Monday, January 07, 2019

Breathes There the Man with Soul So Dead
Things to Avoid #36
Click-Bait Headlines
Emergency Powers, Austin's Brother
Know Your Trumpian Anatomy
Trump Sez:  "We are now planning 
Marshmallow Wall rather than 
concrete."

Sunday, January 06, 2019

Whiteworld #73
Trump Explaining How His Wall Will Keep Non-White
 People Out of the United States, Thereby Protecting
 and Securing White Hegemony
Abandon Perspective from a Single Viewpoint,
All Ye Who Enter Here
Whiteworld #72
Someone has to be last, so it may as well be
Lindsey Graham.

Saturday, January 05, 2019

Friday, January 04, 2019

The Balder Patrol Has Trump's Back
Fashion Benghazi may have caused four Americans to
die laughing.

Thursday, January 03, 2019

Like Mitt Romney says, Trump "has not risen to the
mantle of the office."
In Trumpsylvania, nobody can hear you scream.
"He's a great big bundle of joy,
He's the Trump Administration shoeshine boy."
"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."
Trump's Washington Monument
And in those days, the fox guarded the henhouse.
And 222 years higher than George Washington!
Know Your Mavericks

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Like his buddy Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham is fond
of using the Double Three-Eared Sphincter gesture.
"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 
Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 
distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

As you can tell from this photograph, the Obama's
DC residence is surrounded by a ten-foot
see-through wall, like the one Trump has
been tweeting about lately.
Metaphor Mixology #15
Mitt Romney Sez: "The President has not risen to the 
mantle of the office."
Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s New and Improved Jesus
With the Trump Lie-O-Matic, you too can
lie like a pro!
Governor of Kentucky Rushes In Where
Angels Fear to Tread