"I'm more grotesque than you!"

"That's what you think!"

Bob McDonnell, Governor of the State of Virgina

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #365

Frank Antenori

Berlusconi 'Walks' Thanks to

'Statue of Limitations'

All Newt Gingrich has to do to produce

 'cheap gas' is to eat a bowl of frijoles.

Oxymorons for Our Time #123

Quick Fix

In what appears to be a self-inflicted coup de grâce, Nancy

 Brinker, CEO of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, has hired

Mark Penn and Doug Schoen to take a poll to figure out

why she and her money machine are FUBAR.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #135

Roger Simon and Andrew Breitbart

Where's Mittens?

 "I will never, ever apologize 

for America!” 

GOP Women Increasingly Sweet on Santorum

Did Santorum blow it?  Or did he suck it?

Warm Scuzzies #262

Richard Steinberg

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "Please stop me before I misrepresent 

my views even more!"

I Remember Dubya #52

"Regardless of what the Republican base will be saying

 about me in a few years, I am NOT a Socialist!"

World's Worst Yoobs #111

Melinda Henneberger

This Week Only!

All female adolescents who join the GOP

 get a free Total Abstinence upgrade.

Just tell 'em Rick Santorum sent you.

Adventures in Lexicology #6

Christie (kris-tee), n. A large stomach surmounted by a 

man's head.  [The first thing you notice about Chris when

you see him is his christie.]

Oops!  God is now saying that the destruction of the late,

 great planet Earth was apparently caused by a loose cable.

"It's not about the Jews!"

Fudgepacker Puts Glove On Before Going 

'Severely Conservative' on America's Ass

Heavy Metal Teabagger Loses Faith in Maine's Republican

Party, Decides to Eat Yellow Snowe as an Independent

2005: IRAN IS "MONTHS" AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2006: IRAN WILL HAVE THE MATERIAL FOR THE 

BOMB IN "SIX MONTHS [TO] TWO YEARS"

2007: IRAN WILL HAVE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY IN

 ONE TO TWO YEARS

2008: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN TWO YEARS

2009: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN ABOUT 

A YEAR

2010: IRAN IS MONTHS OR "ABOUT A YEAR"

 AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2011: IRAN "MAY BE LESS THAN ONE YEAR 

AWAY" FROM THE BOMB

2012: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB "IN A 

YEAR OR SOONER"

And the Drumbeat of War Went 

On and On and On

"Hey, if you say 'Big-nose' once more, I'll smash 

your fucking face in!"

World's Worst Yoobs #110

Carrie Severino

The Politico Illustrated #22

'10 GOPers who could jump in'

Opinion was divided between those who said, "Chris Christie

is a 'fat, evil prick'" and those who said, "Chris Christie is 

an 'evil, fat prick'."

“And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would

 think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, 

decent, powerful, influential country, the United States 

of America.  AWOOOGAH!!!  AWOOOGAH!!!"

Virginia Backpedals as Abortion Debate Blows Up

NOT-ROMNEY

Bishop William Lori Sez:  "We Catholic bishops are so 

enlightened these days we don't burn Jews at the stake 

anymore.  We just tell kosher deli jokes in front of 

congressional committees on national television."

So far, Sheldon Adelson has donated $11 million to Newt 

Gingrich's presidential campaign.  That constitutes a mere 

.044% of Adelson's net worth. That would be like someone 

worth, say, $100,000, donating $44.40. Less than a U. S. 

Grant.  Chump change.

Sheldon Adelson says he may buy the 

ENTIRE presidential contest in 2016 for 

$1 billion (which would amount to only 

4% of his $25 billion casino-built fortune).

  Thank God for the Supreme Court!

"I never knew you, Paul Babeu: depart from me, 

ye that work iniquity!"

Warm Scuzzies #261

Michael Berry

"Let me start from a simple premise that Oklahomans 

will understand: you cannot put a gun rack in a Volt."

Ah, but GM has thought of that, Newt.  Introducing a model 

just for Okies: the Chevy ThunderVolt.

"Yes, I contain a substantial amount of non-tobacco

 ingredients."

World's Worst Yobs #241

Tyler Cowen

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #364

Bob Morris

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #134

Robert Stacy McCain and Elizabeth Santorum

People like him.  He's human, not a space alien.  He's a

 coal-miner's grandson who is now a millionaire and a

member of the 1%.   He's a devout Catholic who

believes mainline Protestants are not Christians.

He creates American jobs by working as a lobbyist

and by driving an Audi.  And he is a wholly-owned

subsidiary of the Wyoming billionaire, Foster

Friess.  Yes, Rick Santorum is a bona fide

populist, a true 'Man of the People'.

Oxymorons for Our Time #122

Pro-Choice Libertarian

"Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty nanny with an ultrasound probe,

Whose aim is vaginal intrusion,

And her name is

'Our Mother of Violation'."

Grand Inquisitor Santorum and his ruthlessly efficient band

of men in nice red uniforms had put the little lady on the rack

for her 'phony theology' and 'radical environmentalism'.  

“Well, of course, Sheriff Babeu is a friend of mine, and all

I can say is that he also deserves the benefit, like all my

friends, of innocence until proven guilty.”

Sign of the Times #20

Heaven Forfend the Vagina Ideologues!

Deer Caught in Obama's Headlights

Why is it legal for Sheriff Paul Babeu to engage

in same-sex fornication in Arizona, but not

same-sex marriage? 

Yessiree, Bob!  Rick Santorum had his Ohio audience 

literally dancing in the aisles!