Every third day of Trump's time in office have been

spent on his own property, and every fourth day

has been spent on the golf course.  For this, Trump

is paid $400,000 a year. Call it the 'Lazy Man's

Burden'.

"This is an American disgrace."

"After Trump drained the swamp, what did you expect?"

"Hey, isn't that Joe Isuzu?"

"Nah, it's his brother Devin."

It's not that David Koch is a giant. It's that Jim Jordan is 

vertically-challenged. And his height is directly correlated 

to his IQ.

Representative Jim Jordan (R-OH) is calling for a

second independent counsel from the "middle of the

country, outside the swamp." That would be here, the

geographical center of the U.S., two miles northwest of 

Lebanon, Kansas (population 203).

Yes, Devin, it's your turn to wear the Gumby Kerchief.

It works for Trump, It can work for you.

In high school, Devin Nunes was voted

'Most Likely Mullethead to Write Memos'.

Study Reveals More Bad News for Heretical Gummy Bears

Warm Scuzzies #768

Douglas Haig

You have the right to breastfeed your baby wherever 

and whenever your baby is hungry.

How the Russians Knocked Up the Trump Administration

Dow Drops 666 Points: Is Wall Street in Cahoots 

with the Antichrist and the FBI in the Deep State 

Plot Against Trump?

We're All Crime Family Here™

Who Always Shows Up in Freddy Krueger's

Nightmares

Weasel Takes Offense at Being Compared to 

Trump Administration

Don Shooter, the guy in the hat, has just been expelled

from the Arizona House of Representatives for

sexual harassment.  The sexual predator making the

 'up yours' gesture hasn't been expelled from 

anything---yet.

Not all weasels are liars and not all liars are weasels, 

but Donald Trump is both.

Lest ye be confused, remember:

February 1 is Weasels and

Liars Day; February 2 is

Groundhog Day.

Can you tell who is who and which is which?

J. Edgar Hoover was a liberal and didn't

even know it. Shocking!

He had been prophesied in

1958, when you could buy

a fat paperback for 50¢.

Come next January, who will take on

Trey Gowdy's important role as hairstyling

trendsetter for the House of Representatives?

Elizabeth Beck, the Cranky Lawyer, 

doesn't like CNN's Proper Gander.

In recognition of Black History Month, Trump is now

boasting he's the greatest Black Pill in American

history.

The Trump Boast-O-Matic is easily inflated and is

appropriate for any and all occasions.

'Lowest of the Low' Says Teacher 'Ought to Go to Hell'

Kellyanne Conway Sez: “But look, Americans are their 

own fact checkers.” (Uh, the folks at PolitiFact are 

Americans, too.)

"Hello, Great White Hope, this is the Great

Black Hope."

Actually, Junior is what you would call Off-White.

"Rump? As they say, Junior, your name is your destiny."

Old sexual predators never die. 

They just tank in the ratings.

'New-nes', 'Noon-yez', 'Noon-yes','Noons', or 'Nyoon-yez'? 

Regardless of how you pronounce 'Nunes', it sounds 

like 'Treason'.

Hatchethead Gowdy Not Seeking Re-Election; 

Benghazi Investigation Orphaned

"So, when did you decide, President Putin, that you

prefer to eat your political opponents raw rather than

cooked?"

Trump Summarizes His SOTU

Speaker Ryan Presses the Snooze Button

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #166

Gropinger

Trump Gives the White Power Salute at SOTU As

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan Applaud

Warm Scuzzies #767

Brenda Fitzgerald

Suzann Pettersen played golf with Trump only for

the exercise.

“I think Nancy Pelosi should smile 

a lot more often.” 

Move Over, Orin Scrivello!

"Is that Ray Charles?"

"No, it's Trump delivering the SOTU."

"Congressman Gosar, you're under arrest!"

"What for?"

"Because such an absurd animal as you should 

never have been allowed to cumber the Earth."

Trump Sez: "I will consider it a great achievement if 

I could make the country united under the Putin flag."

Of the FBI, Paul Ryan says, “Let it all out, get it all

 out there. Cleanse the organization." This should

do the trick.

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